Law: Well, you did it! You took my one chance in happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really expected better of you people. I guess I’m a loser for that, too! Don’t bother showing up tomorrow. I’ll just tell them you all died in a boating accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing. (Leaves)
Zoro: You’re welcome.
Luffy: What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Law’s always been there for us when it was convenient for him! Nami, when your money was trapped in a fire, who rescued it?
Nami: A fireman?
Luffy: And Franky, when your heart gave out from all that cola, who revived you?
Franky: Some guy in an ambulance.
Luffy: Right! So, if we can all just PRETEND that Law was a fireman, or some guy in an ambulance, then I’m sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a pirate alliance!
Smoker: So now we’re forced to work together. How ironic.
Law: No, that’s not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other.
Zoro: No. Ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Tashigi, Tashigi kidnapped him.
Franky: I think it would be ironic if our guns didn’t shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve.
Luffy: I think it would be ironic if everyone was made out of iron.
Luffy: I’m sorry I almost got us killed.
Nami: I’m used to it.
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