Tag: One Piece

purghhappenings:

Luffy: do you think everyone was Kung fu fighting?

Usopp: s’what the song says isn’t it?

Law: I’ll never say this again but Luffys right. it’s pretty improbable that everyone was Kung fu fighting.

Zoro: i don’t know, maybe they were in a class or somethin?

Sanji: or a fight and everyone just happened to take karate lessons?

Franky: It’s a good theory but preeetttyyy unlikely.

Brook: Maybe it was a class like Zoro said?

Zoro: To break my own point, they’d have to all be professionals, you ever seen a dojo of white belts? Chaos.

Luffy: What about fast as lightning? Think they all knew shave?

Law: Shave is slower than lightning.

Luffy: i get that, but what if you’d never seen lightning just heard it was fast?

Nami: What the fuck are you guys smoking over there?

purghhappenings:

Luffy: if you box all your bad memories and feelings up, wouldn’t the box be too small?

Law: that’s why you get yourself a stick and just beat. The. Box.

Nami: I’m almost sure that’s not healthy.

Zoro: Good thing you’re not a therapist.

Robin: I tried talking to a therapist one time.

Usopp: How’d it go?

Robin: She told me my repression skills should go on my resume.

Robin: and then called the marines because she realized who i was.

Law and Zoro: you win.

purghhappenings:

Luffy: Well… I guess they have to die.

Zoro: Alright.

Nami: Luffy, Zoro no. Zoro you’re supposed to be Luffys impulse control.

Zoro: It’s too early to be his impulse control, make Usopp do it.

Usopp: I did it yesterday!

Zoro: Sanji?

Nami: Oh I’ll just do it.

purghhappenings:

Marine: Monkey D. Luffy please report to Vice Admiral Garps office.

Coby: Oh no what did you do?

Luffy: Hard to say at this point.

*explosion in the background*

Luffy: Could be something to do with the explosives i set on Akainus ship.

Ace over the intercom: Fuckin sick Loof!

Luffy: AYYYYY

Sabo across the yard: AYYYYY

Ace over the intercom: AYYYYYY

Coby: Oh no.