married to Daz Bones (I thank @ask-sir-crocodile for making me ship them xD)
goes to the opera/theatre/ballet regularly as he is a stereotypical, cultivated, snobby, rich dude
plays candycrush on his iphone
purposely wears real animal fur to piss off activists
everyday he and his husband take another route or path when they’re walking with their dogs and everyday Doflamingo somehow finds them on his jogging tour and annoys them
friends with Boa Hancock. they often visit each other at their respective giant ass mansions
works as some sort of underling of Dragon, but Dragon pays well so he can’t really complain
he’s an old dude, around 50 I’d say
Koala and him hang out a lot together
he also hangs out a lot with Jinbe at his Dojo
Whenever Jinbe is sick it’s usually either him or Koala who take over classes for the kids
once Luffy came over with his little boy soccer team he was coaching along with Carrot on top of that while Hack was having tea with Jinbe and Luffy was just having field day with the boys, Carrot and their cool uncles
He totally forced Hack to show the boys and himself some cool moves
Hatchi
used to be in Arlong’s gang that was beat up by firefighter apprentice Luffy
after he was released from prison for good behaviour he opened his now renowned ‘Takoyaki service’
Keimi has a small crush on him and she’s one of his beloved steady costumers along with Brook
I believe he’d be…around thirty? I’m not too sure with his nationality hc but I think he’d still have a sort of footballer built
And I hope somebody would talk him out of that hidious hair cut, because that shit is all fine and dandy in the OP world, but Hachi it won’t survive in the modern au
Shyarly
she’s still a fortuneteller/psychic and works at home and she totally believes in all the stuff she forsees for the people who pay her a visit
Nami and Vivi both like to come by every now and then so Sharly can tell them when they should plan their trips and such Nojiko told Nami to stop spending money on that nonsense
Usopp stopped by too once and asked her why Ace doesn’t seem to like him
she visits Arlong in prison every once in two weeks
I feel like she would look like she does in the manga, she’d still be very tall but ehhh tall for regular humans and she wouldn’t have those sharp teeth anymore but other than that she’d look like in the manga
Him and Robin once had a really really hella stupid idea that involved inviting Luffy and his family for dinner at their home
long story short Frobin had to repair their roof and lay a new turf
Although him and Iceburg both have s/o’s on their own (Robin and Paulie) they still bicker like they were a married couple
loves nothing more than bringing old cars from the scrapyard home and tune them, Robin is not thrilled about the amount of scrap parts she’s already stomped on
Robin always brings him his lunch in his break and vice versa
member of the anonymous colaholics
like Brook always there for Luffy’s jackshit
Brook
half Austrian half African-American
he’s a musician and conducter of the town’s orchestra
banned from various lingerie shops because he always fumbles around there
Although he’s about to hit his 90s he’s always more than ready to do nonsense with Luffy and co
Helped Laki buy a new beautiful harp for her wife ♥
He was also providing beautiful violin music in the background when they got married
Same with Frobin and Iceburg and Paulie
He’s a huge fan of music shows like Empire or Nashville
I swear to god this man just knows whenever somebody has a huge crush will bug them until said couple finally bangs
Law once visited him and found his flat in an absolute mess, windows shut, rollerblinds down, empty coke bottles and pizza boxes everywhere, while Bepo stared at CS:GO with wide red eyes and even darker circles under his eyes, than Law has himself
Law knew this could not go on like this and dragged him outside
Carrot
Carrot is a fitness instructor
She encourages everybody and would never make anybody cry unlike a certain other shitty blonde instructor *cough* Mingo *cough*
Carrot is danish
I suppose she soley survives on vegetables, chocolate, energy drinks and smoothies
drives a yellow beetle
goes to amusement parks a bunch
is as reckless as her friends but she manages to not hurt herself so much that she needs to get into the hospital
Like Usopp, Zoro and Chopper she’s always at ASL’s and takes Sabo and Ace for granted
Wanda
Along with Pedro the reason why Carrot is not in jail yet
prolly works in the city council
Nami’s ex
But no worries they’re still good friends
Best friends with Viola
Wanda is from Cuba
Since Wanda is a blonde Cuban, I’d say she would be a white passing Latina
Is a minigolf pro
Actually everybody is secretly in love with her
Even tho she’s not dating Pedro, everybody thinks they were because they’re pretty close friends and bicker like a couple
Usopp
Usopp is Jamaican
studies graphic design
shares a small ass apartment with Nami
dating Kaya
Nami kicks him out everytime Vivi comes over
Their home is a botanical garden
Always at Luffy’s with Chopper and Carrot
has archery cups and medals in his room
Usopp is a very gifted artist so some restaurants or stores always pay him to paint their exterior wall
Like Zoro doesn’t drive a car, he takes the subway or the bike
Ace feels like crying everytime he sees him for certain reasons
What would be the general headcannons for Dragon, ivankov and garp modern headcannons? Your blog is great btw and the best modern headcannons
Could you do some Modern AU Helmeppo headcanons? Thank you :3
Since you’re so into the Modern Au how about…Koala and Bonney! (and Kamie and Viola please) I love your blog so much, it cheers me up always!
You’re all so sweet and nice, how did I deserve this?!?!?
Bartolomeo
He’s a game designer
Luffy’s greatest fanboy since the day he witnessed Luffy selflessly helping people during a fire on a film set even tho Luffy did it in civil
Also has a band called “Barto Club”
Fights eveyone who annoys him or his friends or speaks ill of a certain fire department in the town
thats why he gets into the hospital a lot
And the police station, where he meets Luffy a lot too, omg
Sends Luffy muffins once every two weeks
Barto is Vietnamese
Shachi & Penguin
Everybody thinks they’re gay and dating
but they’re just bffs
Penguin is a nurse, Shachi works at the pharmacy
Penguin is Georgian, Shachi is Hungarian
Penguin lives with his grandma
They prank everybody together, like everybody
They always catch Law during his lunchbreaks if he decides to not eat in the cafeteria and grab lunch with him together
Dragon
has his own radio station
journalism student Koala helps him out a lot
Sabo is his other general drudge
Dragon is brazilian
Sabo and Ace view him very differently
“Luffy, your Dad is here.”
“Luffy, your shitty excuse of a father is here.”
Like Roger away a lot and pretty much left Luffy in the care of Dadan, Garp and Makino, like Sabo and Ace
Bffs with Ivankov and Kuma
Ivankov
Ivankov is russian
Bffs with Kum, Inazuma and Dragon
Activist I think, well he works in the politics and scares everybody off thanks to his shrill persona and appearance
They’re/He’s still genderfluid
Always asks Sabo about his love life like a suburban whine mom
Koala and Luffy too tbh
Garp
retired cop
the hero of the town
still teaches the new recruits, like Zoro or Helmeppo and yells at them like the drill seargent he is
Like the rest of the Gol, Portgas and Monkey clan Garp is Brazilian
Shows up once a week at ASL’s to beat them up/ have fun with them
voted against Shanks when the city was electing a new mayor
Owns a pitbull and takes it to walk everyday
Helmeppo
police officer apprentice
possibly also studies criminology because he’s hella smart
used to be a snobby lil shit but he redeemed himself and now is very mature and responsible
dating Coby
they’re an old married couple its ridiculous
Him and Coby often go out with Luffy and Zoro, people mistake it for double dates but nobody of them cares about that
Koala
Koala is Australian
Studies journalism
Part time works at Dragon’s radio station
Bffs with Sabo and Robin
You can always see her out, whenever the sun is shining she’s doing some activy outside
Does a lot of martial arts and weight training which is why she’s ripped
Takes over Jinbe’s Karate lessons, whenever the latter is sick
Bonney
Bonney is an english woman
Everybody makes fun of her accent
She’s a stuntwoman
Drives a harley
Constantly in the Bistro run by Conis and Laki, in the Starbucks where Nami and Usopp work at or eats at the restaurant where Sanji and Thatch are employed
Has a huge ass crush on Koala
Got her piercing from Bartolomeo
Bffs with Ace, Luffy, Kid, Nami and Zoro
Add her to the list of characters who sent their parents’ presents unopened back
Keimi
Keimi is Kenyan
studies fashion design
part time works at a boutique
the town’s sweetheart along with Vivi
super gullible, no Keimi you can’t take a ride with this strange man you don’t know
randomly picks up flowers and gets them to her friends
Always hums while walking down the street
owns a large aquarium at home
Viola
Viola is Colombian
works at the city council
Used to date a nasty gym instructor with a weird love for pink feather coats and now she’s dating a blonde bank clerk
Do you have hcs about Coby and Helmeppo living together?
I love the Modern Au too *-*
More ASL modern Au
ok ok ok I said that Usopp, Chopper and Zoro see ASL’s apartment practically as their second home, right
Imagine Ace coming back from work, dog tired and stressed and then he sees Zoro, Usopp and Chopper snatching his stuff from the fridge each and then have the audacy to say “You’re out of beer/chocolate/chips…”
During the important sport events that makes their friends hang out in their home Sabo unwillingly evolves into the service man, while everybody tells him to bring them this and that
*Bonney’s voice*: “Sabo get another beer” *hands him empty beer bottle*
“You know you could just get your-”
“Shut up, England is gonna score a goal!”
Coby
Coby is greek
Coby and Helmeppo live together as a couple!
Very cheesy, suburban and domestic, might even compete with Frobin
The take turns in handling groceries, cleaning up at home, you get the idea
He’s in the military
In fact before he got accepted he was denied to serve once because of his thin and small build back then
Still rocks that bandana (im saying so often stuff about his goddamn bandana but i just love it so much
SUCH a morning person, gets up at ridiculous times to take a walk and wishes everybody a good day, bumps into Luffy most of the time with that
Occasionally at ASL’s because of Luffy, but in contrast to other certain people Sabo and Ace enjoy his presence because he doesn’t take them for granted
Marco
Marco is argentinian
High school teacher
The reason why Ace isn’t jail yet probably
At Shanks’ bar often where he corrects assignments
The other people at the bar are always very concerned with Marco whenever he bangs his head on the table and mumbles: “They’re so goddamn stupid.”, talking about his students
wears glasses
“Ffs Ace, stop deliberately hurting yourself and ask them out.”
Modern Au has gotta be my fave along High School Au, Parental Hcs and funny Law and Zoro Hcs
Robin
Robin is indian
Popular history and archeology professor at the university
As morbid as ever but no worries her those students love it
married to Franky
wears glasses
her idea of a fun (date)night involves going to the museum or
discussing a philosophical book
Often goes the starbucks Nami, Usopp and Chopper part
time work at or has a nice date night with Franky at the restaurant Sanji works at, and the blonde always makes sure that he personally waiters them and makes them feel comfortable
Probably the reason why Luffy isn’t in jail yet
Her Game of Thrones theories are always right
Nami
swedish girl
dating Vivi
studies geography and metereology at the university
part time works at star bucks
hates her job more than anything but she needs it
lives in a small ass sapartment with usopp
kicks him out everytime Vivi comes over and Nami and her need ‘alone time’
that one ass who raises the middlefinger at the first person in the morning who wishes her a ‘good day’
goes to ikea once a week
Has a mini orange tree on their small balcony
Belle-mere gets bombared with cute photos of Nami posing in new clothes, doing stuff with her girlfriend or doing something with her friends
Vivi
egyptian
dating Nami
hella rich but down to earth
studies politics
Still lives with her father
Aaaalways at the front of equality demonstrations
strictly against discrimination
All the fancy parties are at her home
owns a chihuhua named Miss Wednesday who hates Nami but adores Usopp
The city’s princess who gets hit on and flirted with a lot but always puts it down coz she got a girlfriend
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