Do you have any crocodile modern au hc? Just wondering~

blenheims:

I don’t think that but I can whip up something 😀

  • Croc is Italian
  • CEO by day, mafia boss by night
  • married to Daz Bones (I thank @ask-sir-crocodile​ for making me ship them xD)
  • goes to the opera/theatre/ballet regularly as he is a stereotypical, cultivated, snobby, rich dude
  • plays candycrush on his iphone
  • purposely wears real animal fur to piss off activists
  • everyday he and his husband take another route or path when they’re walking with their dogs and everyday Doflamingo somehow finds them on his jogging tour and annoys them
  • friends with Boa Hancock. they often visit each other at their respective giant ass mansions

Welcome back blen c’: I bring with me requests by the bundle!! Can we get some romance h/c’s for our fishy friends as humans in your modern au? more specifically for Camie/Keimi, Jinbe, Hack, Hachi, Shyarly, Pappug and whoever else you might feel like adding. What do they look like in your modern au? What are they like when they have a crush on someone and how do they attempt to gain their love interests attention/affection?

blenheims:

Alright here is Keimi and here is Jinbe! 🙂

Hack

  • works as some sort of underling of Dragon, but Dragon pays well so he can’t really complain
  • he’s an old dude, around 50 I’d say
  • Koala and him hang out a lot together
  • he also hangs out a lot with Jinbe at his Dojo 
  • Whenever Jinbe is sick it’s usually either him or Koala who take over classes for the kids
  • once Luffy came over with his little boy soccer team he was coaching along with Carrot on top of that while Hack was having tea with Jinbe and Luffy was just having field day with the boys, Carrot and their cool uncles
  • He totally forced Hack to show the boys and himself some cool moves

Hatchi

  • used to be in Arlong’s gang that was beat up by firefighter apprentice Luffy
  • after he was released from prison for good behaviour he opened his now renowned ‘Takoyaki service’
  • Keimi has a small crush on him and she’s one of his beloved steady costumers along with Brook
  • I believe he’d be…around thirty? I’m not too sure with his nationality hc but I think he’d still have a sort of footballer built
  • And I hope somebody would talk him out of that hidious hair cut, because that shit is all fine and dandy in the OP world, but Hachi it won’t survive in the modern au

Shyarly

  • she’s still a fortuneteller/psychic and works at home and she totally believes in all the stuff she forsees for the people who pay her a visit
  • Nami and Vivi both like to come by every now and then so Sharly can tell them when they should plan their trips and such Nojiko told Nami to stop spending money on that nonsense
  • Usopp stopped by too once and asked her why Ace doesn’t seem to like him
  • she visits Arlong in prison every once in two weeks
  • I feel like she would look like she does in the manga, she’d still be very tall but ehhh tall for regular humans and she wouldn’t have those sharp teeth anymore but other than that she’d look like in the manga

Any Fujitora modern HC?

blenheims:

EYYYY 😀

  • Fujitora is half armenian and half japanese ♥
  • He used to work in the military but now he has retired and lives on the countryside
  • has a garden filled with irises, asters, indigos, sweet peas..all flowers purple and wisteria 😀
  • he is a proud and regular visitor of all the gambling halls and casino’s in his near
  • has a daughter and a granddaughter awww
  • his mama is Armenian and his papa is Japanese, and his family on his mother’s side lives in Garni ♥
  • like many other characters he somehow attracts hordes and hordes of kids
  • but it’s ok he loves them

So, if you’re still taking these requests, can I ask for modern hcs for like Ideo, Haruta, Perona, and Nojiko? If you’re not taking requests, thanks anyways, and I love your blog!

blenheims:

EYyyyy sure! 😀 Perona is up here btw^^

Ideo

  • Is a boxer
  • and he bakes
  • actually the boxing is just a hobby side thing, he has his own bakery, that’s where his main income comes from
  • he has a cat
  • needs to visit a physical therapist once a week because of his chronic shoulder pain

Haruta

  • Haruta is polish
  • studies slavic literature and part time works at target
  • people misgender them often
  • those people who misgender them out of their own douchiness and not out of ignorance get punched in the face
  • by either Haruta or their friends 
  • they never even once in their life thought about using proper hair care products
  • skypes with their family that lives in Swednica once a week

Nojiko

  • Nojiko is ethiopian
  • dyes her hair once in a month in different shades of dark blue
  • studies agriculture and works in a company that ensures healthy, natural and ecological products
  • drives a motorcycle
  • she would totally live near a beach and surf often
  • but she still visits her Mama and her sister very often
  • Nojiko is always dressed summerly, cold weather means nothing to her
  • She doesn’t get why but her mom nature always attracts hordes of kids

What is your hcs about bepo in real life (au?)? Ah and carrot, wanda and jinbei too. Like how they would look, what job they would take, etc?

blenheims:

Have you done modern au for Ussop already? If not here is my request

hehe of course lovelies! Jinbe is here already

Bepo

  • Law’s best friend
  • he’s pretty tall and has a buzzcut
  • Bepo is a physician’s assistant
  • Has a crush on Wanda
  • Bepo is canadian
  • Has a canadian accent
  • Law is soo done with his canadian friends
  • Addicted to video games
  • Law once visited him and found his flat in an absolute mess, windows shut, rollerblinds down, empty coke bottles and pizza boxes everywhere, while Bepo stared at CS:GO with wide red eyes and even darker circles under his eyes, than Law has himself
  • Law knew this could not go on like this and dragged him outside

Carrot

  • Carrot is a fitness instructor
  • She encourages everybody and would never make anybody cry unlike a certain other shitty blonde instructor *cough* Mingo *cough*
  • Carrot is danish
  • I suppose she soley survives on vegetables, chocolate, energy drinks and smoothies
  • drives a yellow beetle
  • goes to amusement parks a bunch
  • is as reckless as her friends but she manages to not hurt herself so much that she needs to get into the hospital
  • Like Usopp, Zoro and Chopper she’s always at ASL’s and takes Sabo and Ace for granted

Wanda

  • Along with Pedro the reason why Carrot is not in jail yet
  • prolly works in the city council
  • Nami’s ex
  • But no worries they’re still good friends
  • Best friends with Viola
  • Wanda is from Cuba
  • Since Wanda is a blonde Cuban, I’d say she would be a white passing Latina
  • Is a minigolf pro
  • Actually everybody is secretly in love with her
  • Even tho she’s not dating Pedro, everybody thinks they were because they’re pretty close friends and bicker like a couple

Usopp

  • Usopp is Jamaican
  • studies graphic design
  • shares a small ass apartment with Nami
  • dating Kaya
  • Nami kicks him out everytime Vivi comes over
  • Their home is a botanical garden
  • Always at Luffy’s with Chopper and Carrot
  • has archery cups and medals in his room
  • Usopp is a very gifted artist so some restaurants or stores always pay him to paint their exterior wall
  • Like Zoro doesn’t drive a car, he takes the subway or the bike
  • Ace feels like crying everytime he sees him for certain reasons

I rly love the Modern AU on ASL *-* i wanted to ask for more hcs on them plus Coby and Marco? ^^

blenheims:

Do you have hcs about Coby and Helmeppo living together?

I love the Modern Au too *-*

More ASL modern Au

  • ok ok ok I said that Usopp, Chopper and Zoro see ASL’s apartment practically as their second home, right
  • Imagine Ace coming back from work, dog tired and stressed and then he sees Zoro, Usopp and Chopper snatching his stuff from the fridge each and then have the audacy to say “You’re out of beer/chocolate/chips…”
  • During the important sport events that makes their friends hang out in their home Sabo unwillingly evolves into the service man, while everybody tells him to bring them this and that
  • *Bonney’s voice*: “Sabo get another beer” *hands him empty beer bottle*
  • “You know you could just get your-”
  • “Shut up, England is gonna score a goal!”

Coby

  • Coby is greek
  • Coby and Helmeppo live together as a couple!
  • Very cheesy, suburban and domestic, might even compete with Frobin
  • The take turns in handling groceries, cleaning up at home, you get the idea
  • He’s in the military
  • In fact before he got accepted he was denied to serve once because of his thin and small build back then
  • Still rocks that bandana (im saying so often stuff about his goddamn bandana but i just love it so much
  • SUCH a morning person, gets up at ridiculous times to take a walk and wishes everybody a good day, bumps into Luffy most of the time with that
  • Occasionally at ASL’s because of Luffy, but in contrast to other certain people Sabo and Ace  enjoy his presence because he doesn’t take them for granted

Marco

  • Marco is argentinian
  • High school teacher
  • The reason why Ace isn’t jail yet probably
  • At Shanks’ bar often where he corrects assignments
  • The other people at the bar are always very concerned with Marco whenever he bangs his head on the table and mumbles: “They’re so goddamn stupid.”, talking about his students
  • wears glasses
  • “Ffs Ace, stop deliberately hurting yourself and ask them out.”
  • Likes to go night clubs occasionally

modern au for robin, nami and vivi?:)

blenheims:

Modern Au has gotta be my fave along High School Au, Parental Hcs and funny Law and Zoro Hcs

Robin

  • Robin is indian 
  • Popular history and archeology professor at the university
  • As morbid as ever but no worries her those students love it
  • married to Franky
  • wears glasses
  • her idea of a fun (date)night involves going to the museum or
    discussing a philosophical book
  • Often goes the starbucks Nami, Usopp and Chopper part
    time work at or has a nice date night with Franky at the restaurant Sanji works at, and the blonde always makes sure that he personally waiters them and makes them feel comfortable
  • Probably the reason why Luffy isn’t in jail yet
  • Her Game of Thrones theories are always right

Nami

  • swedish girl
  • dating Vivi
  • studies geography and metereology at the university
  • part time works at star bucks
  • hates her job more than anything but she needs it
  • lives in a small ass sapartment with usopp
  • kicks him out everytime Vivi comes over and Nami and her need ‘alone time’
  • that one ass who raises the middlefinger at the first person in the morning who wishes her a ‘good day’
  • goes to ikea once a week
  • Has a mini orange tree on their small balcony
  • Belle-mere gets bombared with cute photos of Nami posing in new clothes, doing stuff with her girlfriend or doing something with her friends

Vivi

  • egyptian
  • dating Nami
  • hella rich but down to earth
  • studies politics
  • Still lives with her father
  • Aaaalways at the front of equality demonstrations
  • strictly against discrimination
  • All the fancy parties are at her home
  • owns a chihuhua named Miss Wednesday who hates Nami but adores Usopp
  • The city’s princess who gets hit on and flirted with a lot but always puts it down coz she got a girlfriend

Omg I forgot about baby chopper do you have any modern headcanons for him? (Also law giving him candies is just adorable I live for law and chopper interactions)

blenheims:

You’re way to lovely 😀

Chopper modern au

  • Lets start by saying that no Chopper is not actually scrawny and tiny but tall and buff
  • You heard me right, in real life he’d look like his heavy point, just more human
  • a giant fully angel with cute dark brown locks and an adorable attitude
  • basically Marshall Eriksen omg
  • He’s Canadian
  • Got into Harvard medical school at the age of what, 15/16? As a teen and graduated as the best
  • Hospital intern who wants to specialize in general surgery 
  • Law and Chopper get along swimmingly, but Chopper gets along with everybody tbh
  • Law sometimes makes “WTF” faces at Chopper’s ridiculous habits such as doing his awkward dance when being complimented, but Law still loves this dork but would never admit it
  • Dr. Kureha is the chief of medicine and totally plays favorites, Chopper is that
  • Was adopted by Dr. Hiluluk and still lives with his Dad omg
  • He and Usopp are so often at ASL’s home that he once asked where the heck his favorite chocolate was. Ace was like: “You don’t even live here!”

Oooo, modern au! Can I get modern au hcs for Thatch, Izo and Kaku, please? Thanks, and I love your blog!

blenheims:

And I love you, thank you!!!!

Thatch

  • A chef
  • From Germany!
  • Employed at the restaurant Sanji works in too
  • Ships all his friends with their crushes
  • Laughs his ass off everytime Sanji spits in his green haired friend’s food
  • Tries to make Ace as embarassed as possible when he happens to have a date at his work place
  • Goes to the theatres and musicals a lot
  • Loves grease
  • probably copied his hair from Danny Zuko

Izou

  • Japanese
  • Architect
  • Has a giant make up collection at home
  • Really can rock high heels and cocktail dresses
  • When he gets bothered because of that by idiots, his friends aren’t even fast enough to react, because Izou can whipe the floor with those idiots all by himself
  • Likes casual sex
  • Ships all his friends with their crushes, especially Ace

Kaku

  • scalptor and carver
  • Kaku is german too
  • Gets teased for his square long nose a lot and for talking like an old man despite being in his 20s
  • He also acts like an old man
  • He literally tried once to pay with checks, Rob Lucci was nothing short of baffled
  • If he’s in love he likes to make a sculpture of his crush but is mostly to shy to present them
  • no matter what the fucking weather is, this man sticks with wearing a cap and turtleneck sweater

Modern au hcs for Shanks? Literally anything!

blenheims:

I’m soooo good at modern au and it makes soo much fun you have no idea

Modern Au Hcs for Shanks

  • owns a bar called “Red Force”
  • used to share an apartment with Beckman but the latter has moved out
  • Much to Shanks’s dismay because he always forgets to buy groceries
  • He’s annoyed as fuck whenever Shanks once every three days comes to him and asks for sugar, eggs, meat, toilet paper…
  • sleeps in ship bed sheets
  • accidently candidated as the mayor of the city he lives in by saying that even he was a better choice than all the other candidates
  • Luffy was thrilled and everyone wanted him to candiate
  • Buggy was less thrilled because he planned on candidating himself
  • Got his scar from an accident
  • Drives an old, rusty car but can’t bring himself to say goodbye to it and buy a new one