Tag: nsfw

orangelemonart:

“NO, STOP YOU TEATCHAFE, YOUR DONGLE PRIVILEGES HAVE BEEN RESCINDED.”

“pfft. i have unlimited dongle access. it says so in my contract.”

“JOHN I AM TRYING TO EXPLAIN WHY GOOD LUCK CHUCK IS A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE AND DANE COOK A VERSATILE ACTOR, COULD YOU NOT- AAAHHHNNnnn….”

 "sssh. we are done with dane cook. forever.“

orangelemonart:

Anonymous asked: NSFW? Obviously we need some ridiculously explicit JohnKat of the ridiculously explicit nature. I’m talkin’ Karkat bent over a counter with John tappin’ dat ass hard enough to rattle Karkat’s teeth.

At home, Karkat usually tops.

But when John’s at work, if Karkat comes storming into his office screaming, Karkat gets, ah, punished.

John has not yet realized that Karkat comes storming into his office screaming to get punished.

(How is John going to explain the claw marks in his desk to his boss.)

orangelemonart:

Okay so like you have all these followers right, and you never actually TALK to most of them but like you KNOW certain names really well because they are always liking or reblogging your art. There are a bunch of names that I have consistently seen for a while now and I’m like wow thank you, silent friend person liker thing. I DON’T DESERVE YOU. You deserve something.

I’m gonna guess you all like Johnkat because you’re following me so here’s some johnkat JUST FOR YOU. And if not, and you’re just following me for my art then wow, let me lay you down in a pile of roses and caress your face, you wonderful sons of bitches.

And now I’m gonna call a bunch of you silent (and some not-so-silent) bbs out for being so consistently great.

copperzealot, glasseskat, suunes, imorb, klinki, sex-drugs-ragtime, meepzielicious, mispurr-brightside, cm8x-insanity, kaskei, future-john-cosplayer (I always wonder- have you cosplayed john yet?), thelastdokoro, tamagus, michisama2030, pearlgirl710, tsume817, oceanumi-chanowo, maihyuga, 2candalou2, demisexuals-unite, aslytherinsuperwholockian, saint-joy, karcutiepatootie, the-mad-valkyrie, beepbeepkat, otenbahmeenah, fandomcalling, usage-is-a-fucking-italian-fangir, 2091-shadow-mew, thepaigeofhope, pufflebug, prussianvenom, timetravelingphonebox, johnkatier, johnkateer, maid-of-johnkat, kaurawr, grimdarkmatt, afriendlyamphibian, jakeenglishbootyshorts, tychiiscanon, youcanstayinmyheart, johnanddavepluseight, its-john-egbert-ok, and I’ve probably accidentally forgotten a couple. ^__^;