Tag: naruto

blackshikamaru:

shino: death is the mother of beauty

kurenai: and what is beauty?

shino: terror

kurenai: and if beauty is terror then what is desire? we think we have many desires but in fact we only have one. what is it?

hinata: to live

kiba: to live forever

shikamaru: [whispering to asuma] i dont want to do group training anymore

asuma: [whispering back] me neither

sasukejewchiha:

everything about the jinchuuriki is so unbelievably fucked up holy shit they lied to and coerced kushina when she was like what not more than 10 to take on the kyuubi with no way out and like she had never been to konoha and was now suddenly and weapon of the village and shes like one of the least fucked up in the grand scheme of shit jinchuuriki went through like holy shit and naruto is dismissing all the thoughts that the village is just using him or that they dont actually like him and like THATS LITERALLY TRUE they only like him because hes a tool they can use right now and they would turn on him in an instant but hes been so starved for love and attention his whole life he doesn’t even care to distinguish and im just so sad for him 

lpstckhmcd:

lesliethelesbo:

sheeswee:

Yeah Sasuke and Naruto are cute, but don’t forget the original gays

The girl named after a flower and the girl who runs a flower shop???

Can I just-

They’re in love okay

Kishimoto constantly and accidentally creates some of the best and most compelling gay relationships in literature and it’s hilarious.

naruto was a gay romance written by a straight guy

blackshikamaru:

sasuke: see im not gonna call you a bitch but just know youre literally one of the stupidest and most obnoxious people i know

sakura: thank you sasuke. thank you sooo much for holding back what im sure is the overbearing desire to call me a bitch. thank you soooooo much for the self restraint and feminist attitude and all that fucking jazz to hold back from calling me a fucking bitch

sasuke: youre welcome

sakura: god i really cant stand you youre really just the posterchild for the boring overrated and wasted twink bitch

sasuke: WHY DO YOU GET TO SAY TWINK IF I CANT SAY BITCH

sakura: ITS NOT THE SAME

naruto: uhhh so is that a yes or a no to thai food tonight?

tayuyu:

Oops, my hand slipped! I originally was just doing figure studies, but Sakura and Ino refused to just float in the air and demanded some background.

So, flower shop AU. Sakura and Ino are happily married in Konoha. Naruto and Sasuke are traveling the world together, in fact, they provide the shop with all sorts of exotic plants. 

Sarada still exists (because she is precious and I love her) Sasuke was like “I need to restore the Clan, but I have severe trust issues and know close enough only two women (Sakura and Karin), both of them I tried to kill…hmmmmm indeed”.   So Sarada like Persephone lives half a year with her two moms and another half travels with dads. yes, yes, it’s settled. something like this.