in case you thought i forgot about my suigetsu/karin/juugo test tube baby (otherwise known as the closest theoretical thing kabuto’s crotch snake has to a sibling) I have Not
i cant believe orochimaru has spent all of these past years bribing his former test subjects to work for him & forcing them to teach suigetsu how to read
OK!!!! so I’ve always kind of toyed with the idea of a suigetsu/juugo/karin poly fankid, but it wasn’t until I had a conversation w/ a friend about mistuki (who is obviously a orochimaru/kabuto test tube love child) that I remembered that karin is a scientist working alongside orochimaru and that ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
so, anyway introducing my nart oc fankid:
(also, note: the two twins in the bottom pic belong to noni)
for those of you wondering where himawari is: she has defected from konoha at the tender age of like 8? to join the ranks of the newly rebuilt uzushiokagure with her aunt karin. Together they hope to return the uzumaki clan back to it’s former glory.
OP this is important did Karin slay Oroch!maru and liberate all his experiments plz respond
I will forever be salty that Naruto didn’t turn out like Andy Dwyer from Parks and Rec because let’s be honest…how is this not Naruto?
And thinking about the character Andy Dwyer and how good he was with kids, that really should have been Naruto. If you want me to believe in the power of JesusNaruto’s ability to be so pure as to talk down villains and make them see the light after years of thinking their violent ideologies into religion, he better be a pretty freaking amazing dad to his kids.
But no. He became a politician. Because that’s what makes him happy.
OMG this is so true.
(Also as a NaruHina shipper I sooooo badly wanted canon NaruHina to be like this: Naruto: oh babe… you had a crush on me? that’s embarrassing… Hinata: we’re married… Naruto: still…)
Realistically, I know a really politically/economically focused sequel to Naruto would never fly in the shounen genre, or even the seinen, since it would need to be action-focused, but it is nice to think about, and the sequel could have done so so so so so SO much better in this regard.
Certainly, a very modest initial reform–raise the minimum age of genin to, say, 16–would have been totally doable and maybe even preferable to another series starting at age 12. A sequel starts off with the standarards where they were at the end of the previous show. In Burrito, this results in the new Team 7 (blech) of Burrito, Salad, and Musubi being basically already at jounin level (or even higher!) at age 12, which feels unearned, Mary Sue-ish, etc.
A main hero who always thought he’d be able to choose to NOT be a shinobi, but there’s so much unrest and as Naruto’s kid he has so much power that yep he’s got that Spiderman responsibility? Sign me the fuck up for that please. A reluctant hero would be a great contrast to Naruto’s brash personality.
You could start out with ordinary missions and we could see the contrast between original Naruto and the new Actually Good Sequel: instead of civilians scraping together money they don’t have to pay for protection, Hero is going on a government-funded mission to rescue people who couldn’t afford to pay. Because nobody lied to save money, the mission is correctly geared to their skills. Thanks, actually competent Hokage Naruto!!! Sure do appreciate you changing the shinobi system!!!
A possible major villain could be foreign, non-ninja countries that got swept up in the God Tree nonsense and decided that shinobi need to be wiped out once and for all before they destroy the planet for real. This would be an excellent villain because unlike the Burrito movie’s Totally Evil Aliens, these foreign countries made up of humans would actually have a point.
God I can’t fucking stand it when Burrito stans go “hyuck hyuck but u don’t understand sweety 🙂 everyone in Burrito has to be shitty 🙂 because otherwise there’d be no plot :)”. How fucking unimaginative do you have to be to believe that?
tl;dr It would be easy to make an exciting sequel to Naruto where Naruto was a good and happy Hokage. Fucking BELIEVE it.
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