Tag: naruto

the one where shino and lee dated for half a day

cephiedvariable:

Jenn: would you judge me if I wrote the fic where Tsunade orders Sasuke and Naruto to go to ninja marriage counselling and I played it completely straight like
Jenn: “Naruto there are a number of tasks you must complete before I make you Hokage”
Jenn: “one of them is that you have to fix the dysfunctional relationship with your live-in ex-criminal secret boyfriend”
Taz: No
Taz: NO.
Taz: WRITE IT RIGHT NOW.
Taz: Naruto’s like
Taz: “We’re not even married”
Jenn: like I am trying to imagine this ninja marriage counselor though
Taz: I am imagining
Taz: “mutual compromise no jutsu”
Taz: THE SCROLL OF “USE I FEEL” STATEMENTS
Jenn: the whole thing is just Sasuke being told to us “I feel” statements
Taz: yes
Taz: yes
Taz: yes
Jenn: “I feel that I am going to kill you if you finish that sentence”
Jenn: “I feel like I am going to stick my head in this oven.”
Jenn: “But I’m taking you with me.”
Jenn: “Who are you taking with you, Sasuke? Me, or Naruto.”
Jenn: “This entire city.”
Taz: cry
Taz: ign
Taz: is naruto like
Taz: lol classic sasuke
Taz: or does he
Taz: spray him with the water spritzer
Taz: that sakura gave him for “spray sasuke when he makes statements”

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pleadingthefilth:

izachi:

Beat Up Naruto Appreciation post, Because he looked hot beat up and bandaged for some reason || CJ

you’re adorable hey hanz look how cute he is also karui you’re badass to wreck him like this usually he doesn’t show pain because of his super-fast healing from the 9-tails but you wrecked his shit you’re so great karui i’d marry you what if karui did like a fanservice episode shut up kat this is getting weird

My idea of Karui fanservice would be her constantly making Naruto bloody and bruised

ybee:

sorry

#naruto keeps potted plants too isn’t that gross they’re all gross #now he keeps a cactus too that gaara gave him on one of his vists #on one of her ambassador visits temari gets into a discussion about plants with ino #’how much do you know about cacti’ #’u see my brother is a giant nerd and’ #but she underestimates ino’s intense interest and gaara ends up getting a letter #HI TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOUR CACTI ARE THEY FLOWERING?? FOLLOW THESE STEPS AND THEY WILL!!: #with a little thing of special yamanaka plant food or something #it doesn’t take long for kankuro to see gaara writing back and writing in the margin #HEY DOES MY SISTER TOUCH THAT NARA GUYS BUTT OR WHAT #SHE DOES DOESN’T SHE