I like how gaara and temari know like everyone from konoha by now, but kankuro has only met like 4 people
Tag: naruto
oh my god oh my god i’m looking at alex’s asks and yes YES BEE MOVIE BEE MOVIE IS KANKURO’S FAVOURITE MOVIE HE WOULD LAUGH AT EVERY JOKE EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO GAARA IN DETAIL HE’D CRACK UP EVERY TIME HE HEARD “HERE COMES THE SUN” THEY FALL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH AND TEMARI WAKES UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE KANKURO ENDS UP KICKING HER IN THE STOMACH AND HE’S MUMBLING IN HIS SLEEP “DO DO DO” AND IT IS LEGITIMATELY THE MOST TERRIFYING THING TEMARI HAS EVER SEEN
what about modern sand sibs where kankuro is the best at applying any kind of makeup cause he has the steadiest hand. Every once in awhile temari stares at his flawless wing tips, trying to figure out how he did it. sometimes he tries to help gaara with his perma-liner but all they can really do to it is make it look like part of a really heavy smokey eye or something so gaara’s just like “no.. that’s fine, don’t worry about it”
ybee:
yEAH, Temari normally doesn’t care to put on makeup even though she gets up early enough to and sometimes she’ll have kankuro do hers in case she wants to REALLY devastate people that day. Kankuro tries everything with Gaara and one time draws on noticeable eyebrows but just ends up laughing and laughing bc it doesn’t look right and gaara looks in the mirror and slowly furrows and raises his eyebrows and that just makes kankuro laugh harder.
THEY WERE LIKE NAH FUCK MARRIAGE LOL LIKE OMFNFFJSJ WHO WOULD HAVE EXPECTED TEMARI TO BE SO APATHETIC BLESS HER i mean its shikas dream still BUT TOKAMAMAMAKJFJSJSshikamaru ‘let’s-live-in-the-same-house-have-2.5-children-and-a-deer-white-picket-fence-grow-old-together-but-not-get-married’ nara
shikamaru: in my fantasy world my mother is yelling at my father and i am complaining to temari. my ideal world involves arguing and complaining.
gaara: in my fantasy world, my sister has only two ponytails.
tenten: for some reason my fantasy world does not include a bunch of amazing weapons.
ybee:
gaar day
ybee:
kaylakoo said: Neji giving Hinata a manicure
hes doin the thing. where he talks about how perfect nails really help gentle fist style.
“the whole time he talks in a serious monotone about proper cuticle care and how well groomed nails improve gentle fist fighting and she knows hes completely talking out of his butt but she likes spending time with him so she just as seriously nods her head and and politely mutters ‘of course’ ‘thank you for the tips neji-nii-san’
and when she makes tea she politely pretends to not notice him being finicky with the placement of the tea set when she turns away”
wait kishimoto accidentally confirmed trans naruhina??? does that refer to their kids being born with kurama’s marks
yep 8^)
earlier it was stated that the canonical reason behind naruto’s whisker markings is that naruto was exposed to kurama’s chakra while he was in the womb
in order to have the whisker markings you have to have grown in the womb of the kyuubi jinchuriki
meaning that in the case of naruto’s kids they’d have to have grown in his womb to have those markings which confirms naruto as dfab and also confirms hinata as dmab as they’re her kids too
people have been trying to say that that’s not true but nah son according to in-world rules about the whisker markings naruto and hinata are both #CONFIRMED trans
wait kishimoto accidentally confirmed trans naruhina??? does that refer to their kids being born with kurama’s marks
yep 8^)
earlier it was stated that the canonical reason behind naruto’s whisker markings is that naruto was exposed to kurama’s chakra while he was in the womb
in order to have the whisker markings you have to have grown in the womb of the kyuubi jinchuriki
meaning that in the case of naruto’s kids they’d have to have grown in his womb to have those markings which confirms naruto as dfab and also confirms hinata as dmab as they’re her kids too
people have been trying to say that that’s not true but nah son according to in-world rules about the whisker markings naruto and hinata are both #CONFIRMED trans
That explains a lot.
Hinata is trans? Did she start identifying as trans at a really young age or something? I’m just wondering about toddler!Hinata in Neji’s flashbacks. Is Hiashi a massive bigot about having a trans daughter or is he cool with it? And does Naruto get dysphoria when he does sexy no jutsu?
…I’m overthinking this, aren’t I.
i’d imagine that hinata’s trans identity would be a big part of why she had her birthright as the heiress to the clan stripped from her; they don’t seem like a very accepting clan in the first place.
as for naruto i’d say that he’s bigender! sexy no jutsu could be interpreted as his desire to be more feminine without experiencing dysphoria since his sexy no jutsu’d form isn’t his ‘real’ body
wait kishimoto accidentally confirmed trans naruhina??? does that refer to their kids being born with kurama’s marks
yep 8^)
earlier it was stated that the canonical reason behind naruto’s whisker markings is that naruto was exposed to kurama’s chakra while he was in the womb
in order to have the whisker markings you have to have grown in the womb of the kyuubi jinchuriki
meaning that in the case of naruto’s kids they’d have to have grown in his womb to have those markings which confirms naruto as dfab and also confirms hinata as dmab as they’re her kids too
people have been trying to say that that’s not true but nah son according to in-world rules about the whisker markings naruto and hinata are both #CONFIRMED trans
everyone responding to this trying to explain why they’re not trans:
why do you hate the mere idea of trans people existing in media
you don’t have to respond to this post move on with your damn life and let us have this ONE FUCKING THING
Cheloneuniverse 