senseiihaveaquestion:

neji and hinata are ALWAYS LATE to parties because neji scoffs like “there will be underage drinking and dancing this is awful” but he notices hinata sulking around the house and he gives up. ok. get your coat. i have to make sure rock lee doesnt get drunk.

and hinata is so happy and asks him if he’ll dance and hes like IM NOT GOING TO HAVE FUN!!!! but he is. he’s going to have fun and he’s going to hate it.

ybee:

I think about this a lot like can you imagine if I was Gaara someone would be like ‘clean your room’ and I’d be like ‘I died once’ it’d bE THE ULTIMATE…GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD??? I’m an asshole.

like he’s in his office doing work at like 3 in the morning and Temari’s like ‘go to sleep’ and he’s like ‘I’ll sleep when I’m….dead.’ she instantly frowns bc WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT but he kinda perks up like ‘get it…bc…now I can sleep….bc i was dead’ he thinks it’s so funny it’s like his first joke Temari doesn’t have the stRENGTH for this kid she just bodily lifts him up and drops him in his bed and he’s like ‘it’s kind of funny’ and she slams the door ‘you’RE NOT FUNNY!!’

she walks into the kitchen the next morning and Kankuro is choking bc he inhaled juice into his lungs laughing and Gaara is half smiling really pleased with himself and Temari is SO MAD SHE CAN’T BELIEVE!!! THIS!!! IT’S NOT FUNNY!!! 

senseiihaveaquestion:

you ever think kakashi summons all his dogs and makes howling noises to get them all to howl and it doesnt stop for ten full minutes and his neighbors want to murder him

senseiihaveaquestion:

all the senseis invited to one on one dinners with their genin teams’ families is the best idea i’ve ever had

tsume pranks kurenai into believing that the inuzuka eat their food on the floor with their dogs with just their mouths and kiba cries from laughing so hard. kurenai leaves and her ears are ringing because the house was so loud but the house was so warm.

asuma can’t leave chouji’s house because he is SO FULL but everyone is still eating, oh god, they are bottomless pits. he’s so comfy and fully he falls asleep at the table but the akimichi aren’t offended, chouji’s mom gives him a blanket.

gai thoroughly embarrasses tenten all throughout dinner, she begged him not to wear his body suit, but then while she’s doing the dishes she notices how quiet it is and that’s because gai is telling her family how impressive their daughter’s strength and vigor is.

senseiihaveaquestion:

gaara likes chouji a lot because he’s so gentle and gives him potato chips, and he’s never had them before. he tells chouji this, who is horrified. a week later, the kazekage receives a package that baffles everyone. the kazekage’s guard starts to run poison tests on it. gaara sees the package and it’s all junk food from chouji and he’s like, “no don’t bother”

“but, kazekage-sama—”

“no it’s ok” and he carries this huge box back to his office

he organizes all the snacks on his desk over his paper work and temari walks in as he is on his fifth bag of chips. she can’t believe what she’s seeing. gaara doesn’t notice how she is kind of appalled and starts to tell her that he likes the plain chips the best, and salt and vinegar is too much, there’s so many flavors, they should import them from konoha.

senseiihaveaquestion:

kiba and sasuke hanging out

sasuke didnt think it was possible for someone more annoying than naruto to exist, but no, he has been proven wrong. 

akamaru bites him on the ass, he’s done, they aren’t friends, sasuke leaves and shino starts talking to him about the importance of friendship. 

“who the hell are you??” sasuke says and keeps walking home

boooruto:

can gaara even do ninja moves. like kicking. maybe he just stands there to look cool but really he cant even do ninja kicks.