[at target or something]
naruto: sasuke put your shit up here i’m obviously gonna buy it for you
cashier: oh how sweet. are you two partners?
naruto: haha yeah!
sasuke: 👀💕💕💕💕???
naruto: partners in crime!
Tag: naruto
naruto: hey so whats that socialist shit ur on about why do u hate the government and capitalism and all
sasuke: capitalism is the tether to the chains that hold us down, the government creating a system where the working class have almost no way to rise up because the 1% holds onto their wealth in hoards like rats, forcing us to struggle to afford basic necessities—
naruto: bro im not catching any of this
sasuke: ….capitalism is why you have to pay so much for that one ramen place you like
naruto: OH FUCK THAT

Chibi Kako’s small but ready to fight!
Get ready to get your lights knocked out!
Please do not repost.
Bloop
Kei is secretly a little disappointed that none of her students are really into kenjutsu.
tbh im kinda glad we can excuse narutos teachers by saying they were legally required not to talk ab it bc then it becomes hiruzens fault all over again i hate that bitch
oh i still think its the teachers fault ngl ksjfnkjsnrf like we dnt know much abt teachers other than iruka and iruka has never done anything wrong in his life!!! but all the adults in narutos village need to fucking die bc theyre the reason theres a gag order on the 9tails anyways bc they didnt know how to be normal abt a child and hated him and were awful to him FREE NARUTO
Bloop?
Kei’s Aunt Tsubasa (who’s a first cousin once removed, by marriage) is the real wizard at finances in her relationship with Aunt Inari. But they don’t tell people that.
knowledge is knowing kakashi is good
wisdom is knowing kakashi is trans


