bipolarsasuke:

naruto: hey so whats that socialist shit ur on about why do u hate the government and capitalism and all

sasuke: capitalism is the tether to the chains that hold us down, the government creating a system where the working class have almost no way to rise up because the 1% holds onto their wealth in hoards like rats, forcing us to struggle to afford basic necessities—

naruto: bro im not catching any of this

sasuke: ….capitalism is why you have to pay so much for that one ramen place you like

naruto: OH FUCK THAT

tbh im kinda glad we can excuse narutos teachers by saying they were legally required not to talk ab it bc then it becomes hiruzens fault all over again i hate that bitch

blackshikamaru:

oh i still think its the teachers fault ngl ksjfnkjsnrf like we dnt know much abt teachers other than iruka and iruka has never done anything wrong in his life!!! but all the adults in narutos village need to fucking die bc theyre the reason theres a gag order on the 9tails anyways bc they didnt know how to be normal abt a child and hated him and were awful to him FREE NARUTO