powpowhammer:

shreddednettles:

gaara, a 15 yr old: Hello I Would Like To Inform You All That My Embarrassing Middle School Phase Where I Killed People And Ate Thier Blood Is Over And I Would Like To Be In Charge Of Everything Now

the entire village of sand that has been constantly trying to kill him for like 8 years: Yeah Thats Fine

rivaled maybe only by “I, Sasuke, international terrorist, would like to come back and be ninja president”