sasuke and hinata are so bizarrely similar in the weirdest ways
- otsutsuki dojutsu users
- come from noble clans of konoha
- wanted fathers approval but were overshadowed by prodigies
- tender relationship with older brother figure that becomes extremely hostile and antagonistic
- but then the older brother figure dies protecting them out of love
- character development driven largely by naruto i.e. they become strong because of naruto/naruto inspires them
- sasuke sacrificing his life for naruto in the land of waves arc, hinata sacrificing her life for naruto in the pein arc
- their part one hairstyles are actually quite similar
- theyre both fire/lightning natures?????? why
- sun symbolism with hinata, moon symbolism with sasuke
- uchiha clan symbol is a fan for flames, hyuuga clan symbol is a flame
- shishi rendan (lion combo) vs twin lion fists
- according to one of the databooks sasuke got the second lowest marks in assertiveness at the academy?? and it goes without saying that hinata definitely got the lowest
- both obsessed with naruto
Tag: Narusasu
sasuke literally reached for narutos face and said “naruto, don’t let your dream die” and then went unconscious and hakus like “he found…. he found his precious person” and then naruto goes fucking kyuubi like……….. call this a reach but uh, perhaps these two were in love?
Sakura: Why’re you ignoring Naruto
Sasuke: I’m playing hard to get
Sai: Why would you do that when you’re already hard to want
Naruto: Your hair looks good today.
Sasuke: It looks good everyday.
Naruto:…
Naruto: You make it very hard to flirt, you know?
Sasuke: You make me very hard.
Naruto, winking: That’s how you flirt.
Sakura: (to Sasuke) little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you
Sasuke: oh, come on. i’m not that good-looking
Naruto: you kind of are
never let your naruto off leash when there’s an uchiha
jealous
naruto isn’t straight moodboard
naruto and sasuke one-armed sparring
naruto and sasuke one-armed anything
these were crazy fun!! no referencing because that would make too much sense
the one where shino and lee dated for half a day
Jenn: would you judge me if I wrote the fic where Tsunade orders Sasuke and Naruto to go to ninja marriage counselling and I played it completely straight like
Jenn: “Naruto there are a number of tasks you must complete before I make you Hokage”
Jenn: “one of them is that you have to fix the dysfunctional relationship with your live-in ex-criminal secret boyfriend”
Taz: No
Taz: NO.
Taz: WRITE IT RIGHT NOW.
Taz: Naruto’s like
Taz: “We’re not even married”
Jenn: like I am trying to imagine this ninja marriage counselor though
Taz: I am imagining
Taz: “mutual compromise no jutsu”
Taz: THE SCROLL OF “USE I FEEL” STATEMENTS
Jenn: the whole thing is just Sasuke being told to us “I feel” statements
Taz: yes
Taz: yes
Taz: yes
Jenn: “I feel that I am going to kill you if you finish that sentence”
Jenn: “I feel like I am going to stick my head in this oven.”
Jenn: “But I’m taking you with me.”
Jenn: “Who are you taking with you, Sasuke? Me, or Naruto.”
Jenn: “This entire city.”
Taz: cry
Taz: ign
Taz: is naruto like
Taz: lol classic sasuke
Taz: or does he
Taz: spray him with the water spritzer
Taz: that sakura gave him for “spray sasuke when he makes statements”
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