Lololol god I love this moment. Naruto is about to give Shikamaru a lecture of a lifetime for giving up. Shikamaru, not wanting to hear that tongue lashing, pulls out his secret weapon: Sasuke. Best way to distract Naruto from, um, anything is to mention Sasuke.
Haha look at Naruto’s face. He just lights up at the very idea of getting to watch Sasuke fight.
its 5 am and im crying about naruto crying while kissing sasuke for the very first time stop me
Sasuke: [In a crowd and can’t find Naruto] This calls for drastic measures.
Sasuke: [Uses his hands as a microphone] UCHIHA SASUKE SUCKS!
Naruto: [From across the room] What the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
Sasuke: There he is.
so i heard that one of the abandoned naruto movie ideas was the switched lives theme and i’ve been thinking about that since
it’s p obvious that the jinchuuriki and the uzumaki clan would take the uchiha clan’s place for naruto and his parents would function as some kind of itachi, his father choosing/having to choose the village over family and his mother being used by the village n all
but idk about sasuke, his story cannnn’t really be twisted in a way to fit naruto’s
anyway i already drew their alternative outfits. i left naruto’s shirt like that cuz showing off jinchuuriki pride would be a main part of his agenda and the coat is obligatory because it’s there in sage mode/KCM mode/hokage uniform so i wanted to put it here too (also…you know…. sasuke wouldn’t be queercoded anymore since he’d be the protag and the Good Guy and he’d have a shirt on and………………….. ( ͡° _ʖ ͡°)
(and when nars tummy gets cold its like
he grabs those flappy things and ties them around himself)
ANWAY i wanted to ask for ideas on sasuke’s part of the story if u r interested and u r in the mood then go go go