remember that time naruto was too blushing and flustered and shy to take gaara’s hand after the gaara revival arc so gaara just used these little tiny gentle grains of sand to push naruto’s hand up so that he could take it and when naruto realized what was happening he literally made the most loving, gentle face
so.. gaara doesn’t sleep but probably would sleep over at naruto’s place anyway. also, it’s hilarious because gaara’s still kazekage and just. imagine these fools standing outside naruto’s apartment door
tfw ur little brother is kazekage but wants to stay over at his boyfriend’s shitty apartment every time yall visit konoha
gaara: hello im home and ive brought naruto
naruto: hey temari!
temari: hi gaara! hi naruto! what are you two doing?
gaara: naruto and i are going to play a video game that came out yesterday
temari: sounds super fun. sorry i cant join you, me and shikamaru are watching pulp fiction
naruto: [laughs] oh is he making you watch that too?
temari: what do you mean “making me”
gaara: naruto maybe we shoul-
naruto: just… you know… shikamaru always makes everyone watch weird boring old movies it really blows he never even stays awake through most of them but yells when i turn them off
temari: im sorry, but since when was one of the most highly revered classics a “weird boring old movie”?
naruto: i mean isnt it like super long and kinda racist and doesnt the author have like a foot thing
temari: im sorry youre not able to appreciate cinema for what it is and are so focused on the performative respectability politics of movie critic culture to actually be able to see what an artist quentin tarantino, the literal grandfather of cinema, is but its not my fault youve never tried to take an art form as it is and instead
gaara: ME AND NARUTO ARE LEAVING NOW HAVE FUN WITH SHIKAMARU
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