Tag: Narugaa

crying-korean:

naruto: im glad u guys decided to come out to lunch with me!! we haven’t hung out just the three of us in a bit haha!

gaara: i agree i think this is a good opportunity to bond

sasuke: naruto can you look at the road when you drive at least a little bit. pretend to be a good driver for a second you gaywad

naruto: ok dickhead jesus im looking

gaara: …

sasuke: what

gaara: you guys just seem close…with the banter and everything

naruto: awww gaara no that’s just me and sasuke’s thing! me and u have a different but equally strong relationship :)))

gaara: ok…..if you say so….

sasuke: naruto he wants banter. you should give the man banter. go wild

naruto: haha sasuke no… i dont think thats a good idea

sasuke: no. the guy wants some banter. give him some old fashion banter. right gaara?

gaara: some banter would be nice yes.

sasuke: see? let loose naruto. really have at him

naruto: are you sure gaara haha?

gaara: yes. i think it would make our relationship more comfortable and casual

naruto: uhh okay um…uh

naruto: haha gaara! ur eyeliner is crumbling….hot topic….manic panic hair dye lookin….motherfucker

gaara: …..

naruto: ……..

gaara: …..i want to go home. please turn the car around

naruto: gaara no im sorry see this is why i didn’t want to-

gaara holding back tears: Its Not About That I Just Suddenly Feel Very Tired And Would Like To Go Home Now Please Drive Me Home

naruto: 😦

sasuke: 🙂

incorrectnaruto-quotes:

Temari: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Naruto: What if it bites me and it dies?

Kankuro: That means you’re poisonous. Fuck’s sakes, learn to listen.

Shikamaru: What if it bites itself and I die?

Temari: It’s voodoo.

Kankuro: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Gaara: That’s correlation, not causation.

Naruto, *grinning*: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Kankuro: No-

Shikamaru: That’s kinky.

Gaara: What?

Kankuro: Oh my god-

lesbiankurama:

tbh my main sasunarugaa does tend to be narusasu and narugaa w no sasugaa but sasugaa in that does make me emotional. i dont really picture them getting too romantic or intimate esp by comparison but like. they really Get each other and i think sometimes when the other ones having freakouts theyre good at helping. the point of this post is entirely just to imagine gaara putting his hand on sasukes face and sasuke like crying and leaning into it and its good