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Real Question: How much frog memorabilia has Naruto fobbed off on Gaara (‘verse of your choice)

sloaners:

Like… everything ever.

Cookie cutters, an umbrella, an apron, carnival toys, themed stationery, grocery totes, painted flower pots, a soap dispenser, matching wallets…

…and of course the dreaded frog mug. Kakashi saved it in storage and gave it back to Naruto so as to let him inflict it on some new unfortunate soul.

(Kankuro tried to veto the frog toilet seat cover but Gaara wasn’t going to give it up and actually hissed at him)

ask-narugaa:

Not really. Is that a thing? I mean, anyone who’s been around those three can tell they love each other, they think they’re not showing it but they’re not fooling me! And let me tell you, Temari and Kankuro are scary! And Gaara can be scary too, believe it or not, even though he’s the cutest person ever, he’s also a total badass, and he’s so powerful and it’s awesome and also kinda hot and what was I talking about? Yeah, Temari and Kankuro would kick my ass if I ever hurt Gaara, and so would Karura, because, you know, she’s the scariest of them all. (I think she and my mom would have been good friends. Wait, you have her name! MOM IS THAT YOU? WHEN DID YOU GET A TUMBLR?) But I know that, and they know I know, and obviously I’d kick my own ass first because he’s Gaara and GAARA IS THE MOST PRECIOUS PERSON IN THE WORLD AND NO ONE SHOULD HURT HIM EVER (seriously, ever) and we all kind of agree on that he deserves so much better than just not getting hurt.