purghhappenings:

Nami: an electric eel can release a charge powerful enough to start 50 cars.

Franky: not more powerful than my cola.

Nami: .. I’m tempted to ask you to get into the water and fight an electric eel.

Franky: I’ll suuuuuupppppeeeeerrrrr do it!

Luffy: Nami i want to fight an electric eel!

Usopp: i can’t even list the reasons why that can’t happen and wouldn’t be fair to marine life.

purghhappenings:

Nami: Usopp why are you in the trash?

Usopp: I’m a piece of garbage.

Zoro walks over and Usopp smiles: take me away Zoro.

Zoro who is too fucking done and use to this, picking him up: hope you can swim still.

Luffy: Zoro! Don’t yeet Usopp off the ship!

Usopp: NO IM THE EMPTY BITCH, YEET ME

purghhappenings:

chopphone:

purghhappenings:

Chopper: thanks dad

*Everyone stops and stares at him*

Chopper: what?

Robin: you just called Zoro dad.

Chopper: what no i didn’t.

Sanji: no you most definitely did.

Zoro: Chopper dont worry i take it as a compliment. Do you see me as a father figure?

Chopper: no i more see you as a… bother figure because you’re always bothering me.

Usopp with sarcasm: a plus recovery.

Guys don’t embarrass Chopper like that XD

Everyone gets a turn 😂

purghhappenings:

Nami: Why is Usopp laying on the ground crying?

Zoro: He said if he ran and lept at Luffy, Luffy would most definitely catch him.

Nami looking confused while Zoro wheezes from laughing: okay??

Sanji: Luffy just moved slightly to the left while continuing to talk with Law.

Zoro trying to hold back his tears: he didn’t even attempt to catch him!

beif0ngs:

Jinbei continues to save the day for the millionth time—

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and instead of taking full credit for sailing the ship and crew into safety, i love how he goes on to mention that he couldn’t do it without Nami’s great navigation skills and the fine craftsmanship of the Sunny-go.

MORE IMPORTANTLY THOUGH, JINBEI’S ROLE AS THE HELMSMAN IN THE STRAW HAT CREW CONFIRMED!!!!! 🙌

purghhappenings:

Nami: Luffy! If you’re going to help you have to wear the right gear!

Luffy: Franky doesn’t wear all that dumb stuff!

Sanji: Franky is made of metal!

Luffy: …. how do i keep forgetting that?

Usopp: I don’t know man, but it’s what makes him half as cool as he is.