micronecro:

[sees AU of a tired, dark version of a character who makes increasingly inadvisable decisions and draws power directly from not caring about how concerning this is] i cant possibly stan anything else

(know what i made by the condiments i spilled because i just broke the bottle and i had nowhere to put all the soy sauce spread across 2 plastic containers and a cardboard microwave dinner box which was a really messy endeavor and i couldn’t be assed to wash the perfume bottle out first on my hands)

EDIT: forgot to colour the contents of the bottle properly while shifting the punchline