Government, Monty Python Style
Still brilliantly funny all these years later.
BEST INSULTS
whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr
Exquisite.
Idk, starting to sound like a pretty good system aorund now.
danradcilffe I realize that Gryffindor’s sword being in the lake is supposed to bring up memories of King Arthur or w/e, but all I can think of is Monty Python
actual conversation between Godric Gryffindor and Salazar Slytherin:
Gryffindor: I am your king.
Slytherin: Well, I didn’t vote for you.
Gryffindor: You don’t vote for kings.
Slytherin: Well how’d you become king then?
Gryffindor: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Godric, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Slytherin: Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government.
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