Monkey D. Luffy – Page 8 – Cheloneuniverse

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Luffy: Traffy?

Law: What’s up?

Luffy: My heart rate.

Law: What, why, are you okay?

Luffy: I dunno, it only happens when I’m around you.

Law: *choked gasping*

shitstrawhatssay:

Luffy: If I owned a taser, I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself, and that’s why I don’t have a taser.

Law: Do not taser yourself. Your muscles may convulse and “lock up,” and you will not be able to stop tasering yourself, possibly leading to heart failure. Be responsible and find a close friend to taser you instead.

Zoro: This is what BDSM is for.

shitstrawhatssay:

Luffy: Oh, cool! You have a bear on your crew, Law.

Law: Yeah, that’s Bepo.

Robin: Luffy, hold on. Bears are bad news, we should remain cautious.

Usopp: Oi, Robin! You know bears only steal picnic baskets in stories right?

shitstrawhatssay:

Luffy: (To Law) You know jumping out of a helicopter is dangerous. They say 1 in 5 people don’t even make it to the ground.

Zoro: What do you mean they don’t make it to the ground? Where do they go then?

shitstrawhatssay:

Law: What’s the difference between a dumpster and a casket anyway? Both eventually end up with bodies in them.

Luffy: …

Law: …

Luffy: *Sigh.* Who did you kill this time?

shitstrawhatssay:

Law: Straw Hat-ya, what did you do?

Luffy: Nothing?

*Sounds of screaming and expulsions in the background.*

Luffy: …

Law: ….

Luffy: Nothing anyone can prove.