Nami: Luffy! If you’re going to help you have to wear the right gear!
Luffy: Franky doesn’t wear all that dumb stuff!
Sanji: Franky is made of metal!
Luffy: …. how do i keep forgetting that?
Usopp: I don’t know man, but it’s what makes him half as cool as he is.
Tag: Monkey D. Luffy
Smoker: Straw hat strangely enough you can be an innovator.
Luffy: you’re an innovator!
Smoker: … Strawhat that was a compliment.
Luffy: Oh. Thanks?
Luffy: do you think everyone was Kung fu fighting?
Usopp: s’what the song says isn’t it?
Law: I’ll never say this again but Luffys right. it’s pretty improbable that everyone was Kung fu fighting.
Zoro: i don’t know, maybe they were in a class or somethin?
Sanji: or a fight and everyone just happened to take karate lessons?
Franky: It’s a good theory but preeetttyyy unlikely.
Brook: Maybe it was a class like Zoro said?
Zoro: To break my own point, they’d have to all be professionals, you ever seen a dojo of white belts? Chaos.
Luffy: What about fast as lightning? Think they all knew shave?
Law: Shave is slower than lightning.
Luffy: i get that, but what if you’d never seen lightning just heard it was fast?
Nami: What the fuck are you guys smoking over there?
one piece, basically
Luffy: Well… I guess they have to die.
Zoro: Alright.
Nami: Luffy, Zoro no. Zoro you’re supposed to be Luffys impulse control.
Zoro: It’s too early to be his impulse control, make Usopp do it.
Usopp: I did it yesterday!
Zoro: Sanji?
Nami: Oh I’ll just do it.
He’s ready for @rain-dinners-gala
He’s gonna steal all the food, nobody can stop him
Marine: Monkey D. Luffy please report to Vice Admiral Garps office.
Coby: Oh no what did you do?
Luffy: Hard to say at this point.
*explosion in the background*
Luffy: Could be something to do with the explosives i set on Akainus ship.
Ace over the intercom: Fuckin sick Loof!
Luffy: AYYYYY
Sabo across the yard: AYYYYY
Ace over the intercom: AYYYYYY
Coby: Oh no.
AMDNRRKEKEIXIDJD I LOVE YOUR GALA OUTFIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES
//!!!!!!! I’m so glad someone likes it!!!! I got a messy scribble of luffy without the coat bc i can
Usopp: Oh my god we’re gonna die
Zoro: we’re not going to die.
Usopp: fine. They’re going to kill us!
Sanji: You’re forgetting operation: Luffy.
Law: What is operation: Luffy?
Zoro: It’s always the third option when we’re in situations like these. We can either die, be killed, or inevitably be saved by Luffy coming in and trashing the place.
Law: Operation: Luffy means total chaos and destruction.
Sanji: Usually.
Usopp: So instead of our enemy killing us, Luffy usually does it when he yeets us to safety.
Law: I’m starting to prefer options 1 and 2 the more you all confirm and speak.
Zoro: It’s inevitable. Luffy will save us.
Law in a deadpan: woo
Garp: My work here is done!
Ace: But you didn’t even do anything!
Garp dropping Luffy off: also here’s a brother cousin kid thing.
Ace: SHITTY GRANDPA
Garp just disappears for ten years and comes back to see Ace and Luffy and Sabo is there: oh you’ve spawned.
Garp proceeds to beat them: My work here is done!
ASL: YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING!
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