Coby: You tossed me around like a rag doll all day…
Garp: I KNOW! And I’m an old man! Imagine me in my prime, I would have DESTROYED you!
Tag: monkey d. garp
Garp: Helmeppo, in basic training, there’s a point when the drill sergeant attempts to break his or her soldiers, so that they might overcome their civilian mind-set and focus on the responsibility and selflessness that comes with being a true soldier.
Helmeppo: Uh, bro, I went through basic ages ago. True soldier, standing right here!
Garp: What is the Marine motto?
Helmeppo: When in doubt, rub one out!
Garp: I am going to break you, Private Helmeppo.
Newsperson: “Could Monkey D. Dragon be a revolutionary? His father spoke out on his behalf.”
Garp: “My Dragon is not a revolutionary. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a revolutionary, but he is not a porn star!”
Coby: Permission to speak freely, Mr. Garp.
Garp: Uh… sure.
Coby: After researching your exploits, I have come to a singular conclusion. You… scare me.
Garp: Huh. Well good.
Coby: That is all… Thank you.
You
“ Should I have been born? ”
“ Keep on living and find out. ”
Garp: For twenty-two years, I’ve done the best I could to raise you.
Garp: Have I been perfect? No.
Garp: Do I know anything about children? No!
Garp: Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably!
Garp: Where was I going with this? I had a point…
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VISIT YOUR FAMILY OR THEY WILL VISIT YOU…..
Garp: Hmm, sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn’t let you do. Good thing I’m your grandpa!
LMAO BYE SON
Garp: I forbid you three from taking a step out that door to become pirates!
Ace donning Whitebeard gear launches himself out the window: Try and stop me!!
Luffy putting on his straw hat from a famous pirate and throwing himself out a different window: you got it gramps!
Sabo whistling as he walks out the door: I’m gonna be The Chief of Staff to the Revolutionary army so that doesn’t apply to me.
Dadan: aren’t you mad at them??
Garp: well technically i said out that door and Sabo is gonna make a great revolutionary with his thought process.
Dadan: …. you’re just giving them time to run because you’re sadistic.
Garp: Oh yeah, those shit heads are about to die.
😂😂 man I love garp, I’m gonna be him when I get old
If you’ve got nieces or nephews/children/little siblings just start now.
Step one: be bat shit crazy
Step two: train them for something they don’t want to be
Step three: rice crackers
Step four: abandon them with mountain bandits and only show up to train/beat them
Step five: tell them you love them and then leave for six months
You’ll have guaranteed pirates and revolutionaries after 16 years(granted you start them as newborns)
Another tip is to make one raise the other and have bat shit crazy grandsons
🤟🏼✌🏼👍🏼 go be the best Garp you can be
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