Tag: luffy

purghhappenings:

Luffy: do you think everyone was Kung fu fighting?

Usopp: s’what the song says isn’t it?

Law: I’ll never say this again but Luffys right. it’s pretty improbable that everyone was Kung fu fighting.

Zoro: i don’t know, maybe they were in a class or somethin?

Sanji: or a fight and everyone just happened to take karate lessons?

Franky: It’s a good theory but preeetttyyy unlikely.

Brook: Maybe it was a class like Zoro said?

Zoro: To break my own point, they’d have to all be professionals, you ever seen a dojo of white belts? Chaos.

Luffy: What about fast as lightning? Think they all knew shave?

Law: Shave is slower than lightning.

Luffy: i get that, but what if you’d never seen lightning just heard it was fast?

Nami: What the fuck are you guys smoking over there?