purghhappenings:

News person: the people want to know, who’s the big spoon and who’s the little spoon?

Luffy: neither

Law: we’re like chopsticks.

News person: oh that’s sweet, you mean you nestle together perfectly?

Law: it means if you take one of us away from the either, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

Garp: So…are our grandsons pirate boyfriends or something?
Senoku: What makes you say that?
Garp: *holds up pictures of Luffy carrying Law all over Dressrosa*
Sengoku: Okay, look, just because that’s how YOU got together with your wife, it doesn’t mean…okay, so it probably does. Odds on them inviting us to the wedding?