Luffy: (To Law.) Hey Torao!
Zoro: *Sighs.*
Zoro: He’s nicknamed it. That’s it. It’s over. We’re never getting rid of it now.
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Zoro: Law, what the hell would radioactive mineral be doing way out here?
Law: Luffy-ya wears a Vulcaya amulet which I presented to him as a token of my affection and respect.
Zoro: You gave your boyfriend radioactive jewelry?
Law: The emission is harmless but it’s unique signature makes it very easy to identify.
Zoro: So you gave your boyfriend a tracking device?
Straw Hat Pirates: …
Heart Pirates: …
Law: That was not my intention but to be fair it’s Luffy-ya so it’s not like it wouldn’t become useful eventually.
Everyone: …True.
Luffy: Zoro, tell Torao I love him but he’s an idiot.
Zoro: One, you don’t have room to talk Luffy. And two, gross, tell Law yourself.
Luffy: We’re fighting.
Zoro: YOU’RE SITTING IN HIS LAP!!!!
Law: Wait, if I’m asexual and you’re asexual then who’s gonna give a fuck?
Luffy: *Shrug.*
Law: You like me?
Luffy: …
Law: For my personality?
Luffy: I know, I was surprised too.
Law: Every time you talk, I get this warm, fuzzy feeling inside me. It’s really nice, but it’s bothering me, so please stop.
Luffy: Warm fuzzy feeling…? Oh my God. Torao, do you have feelings for me?
Law: What the hell is a feeling?
Luffy: *hugs Law*
Law: BEPO, HURRY!
Bepo: Is he crushing you, captain!?
Law: No, he’s just- hugging me gently!
Bepo: ..Oh!
Luffy: Hey I’m Luffy. And you are?
Law: Questioning my sexuality.
Nami: (To Law) Oh my god those pants look great. I’d bet they’d look even better on Luffy’s floor.
Luffy: Are you hitting on Torao…for me?
A GIFT!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT. LOOK AT LAW’S GRUMPY FACE NOT LETTING LUFFY GO.
LUFFY ACCEPTS HIS FATE.
THANK YOU!
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