In the span of a little less than ten minutes, Kay had stolen a carriage, kidnapped a princess, and fought off a group of deadly assassins. All in all, it was a very interesting first date.
The first official KBnevka fic!!!! I’m dead sibling crackship trash, you guys. Join me in the pit.
Tag: klaus barry heterodyne
Tarvek: I can say that Anevka likes you. I can say from the way she looks at you.
KB: Okay, how does she look at me?
Tarvek: Like you’re a sexy little rubiks cube. She can’t really figure you out but you know she’s having a lot of fun trying.
I have an infinite number of “Klaus Barry lives” aus I want to write, but my favorite so far is the one where KB breaks through after Barry disappears and he and Agatha get kidnapped and brought to Castle Wulfenbach, because I get to write this:
Agatha: My brother’s a spark. He broke through last week and the Baron brought him up here so he’d be safer.
Some other kid: Oh, how old is your brother?
Agatha: Ten.
The entire school, collectively: what the fuck
KB: Anevka made me call people and tell them she was dead to see how they’d react.
[cut to KB and Anevka at a desk, with KB on the phone]
Anevka: Is she crying? Is she crying?
KB: A little.
Anevka: [steals the phone] You should be wailing, you stone cold bitch! [hangs up, hands it back to KB] Now call my other Grandma.
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