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Tag: KHR
You have a massive reputation in the criminal underworld… and you have no idea why.
“What do you mean they think I’m invincible?!” exclaimed Tsuna.
“Well…” The lackeys looked at each other nervously. Tsuna was never going to get used to that. He’d only just arrived in Italy and they were already treating him like he was a god walking the earth. And now the rumors…. Of gods, this was Reborns fault wasn’t it?? “You did defeat the Varia.”
“And destroy a future.”
“And turned the only person to ever escape the Vindice into your mist guardian.”
“And defeat Daemon Spade, a ghost.”
“And the Shimon! Who are really strong for some reason?”
“And don’t forget the Vindice themselves bow down to you! Even after you took one of their convicts in!”
“And the Arcobaleno are indebted to you!”
“Not to mention how similar you look to the Vongola Primo.”
“But how do you even know about all that?! How does everyone?!” Tsuna was not comprehending how this was possible. That meant Reborn was definitely involved. But why?! Why would he do this?!
The lackeys glance at each other and shrugged.
Here There Be Dragons
Harry, when he was young, was violent.
(He raged and he burned. The clouds gathered and the winds grew)
When Dudley tried to beat him up, he didn’t meekly take it and step down. He fought back. When Vernon and Petunia tried to make him do an absurd amount of chores, he didn’t bow his head and do as he was told. He refused. When the Dursleys tried to make him sleep in the cupboard under the stairs, he didn’t allow it. As soon as his inexperienced mind figured out that making a child sleep there was wrong, he walked up the stairs and claimed Dudley’s second bedroom for his own.
(At night he dreamed. He dreamed of dragons and far off places. He dreamed of muscle moving smoothly, power in his limbs. He dreams of blood and gore and bones snapping under his hands. He could never quite remember them when he woke)
When the Dursley’s spread rumors about him, Harry fought back. When the teachers discriminated against him, he fought back. When his classmates got it into their heads to bully him, he fought back.
(Even if he didn’t know it–remember it–he was still a storm. Relentless attacks, never bowing down; that was what a storm was meant to do)
When Harry was 6 years old, Vernon Dursley tried to kill him.
Vernon had, of course, had the urge to off his nephew before. The brat was abrasive, rebellious, and horrible for the family image. He beat up Dudley whenever the boy tried something. He refused to cook or do chores. He was crass, stubborn, and an all around irritant. He never responded to punishment, physical or mental, and attempting to punish the brat lead only to one unnatural disaster or another. The boy was a freak, the son of a pair of freaks, and that unnaturalness refused to be stamped out.
Sometimes, he dreamed of wrapping his hands around that thick neck and just tightening the hold.
When Harry was 6, Vernon did just that.
(This was a turning point. Perhaps, if it hadn’t happened like this, then nothing would have changed. Perhaps, the turning point would have still found its way to Harry. Perhaps–)
Petunia was away shopping. Dudley was over at Pier’s. Harry and Vernon had been the only two people in the house and Harry had said something that just made Vernon… snap.
A pair of meaty hands were wrapped around Harry’s throat and squeezed. Air was cut off. His vision blurred. Spit ran down his chin and black spots started to decorate his vision. Harry, contrary to how most would act in his situation, didn’t feel panicked. He felt a wave of calm wash over him, the world moving in slow motion. He was all too aware of the hands around his throat, the look in Vernon’s eyes, his own life slipping away by the second.
I don’t want to die, he thinks. I want to live. I want to live.
Something within him broke. It shattered to pieces and his hands were on fire and Vernon was burning and the air around him felt hot.
(Like dragons just under his skin)
Flames, scarlet in color (red like a storm) roared around him and something just– clicked. Like this was right. Like he had been blind before and he was only just seeing the world for the first time. This fire dancing along his limbs, heating the air, disintegrating his uncle, felt so much like a part of him, like home, that he wondered why he had never felt it before.
When the flames vanished (hovering just beneath his skin–like dragons) and Harry could breath again, Vernon Dursley was nothing more than a burnt corpse on the ground.
Harry, knowing the way the rest of his relatives would react to finding a corpse on the floor, ran. He gathered every bit of money in the house he could find, packed a backpack full of food, water, and blankets, and ran as far as he could.
(That night, when he was sleeping in an out of the way alley, he dreamed of a chinese man with a long braid who had mastered every martial art he came across.. When he woke up in the morning, he remembered very little of it, only feeling like he was missing something important)
…
In which Harry Potter is the reincarnation of Fon. This changes things.
"Perhaps we can understand each other."As i go to sleep that night, one final thought forms in my head
tsuna and enma are my new brotp
reasons we need a khr reboot
- new anime = more attention = MORE CONTENT FOR FANS TO ENJOY
- better, updated animation
- actual character development
- better handling of tsuna’s relationship with his guardians
- more squalo screaming
- more xanxus angrily yelling and smashing things
- enma kozato being animated
- enma and tsuna being friends
enma and tsuna’s epic love story and the fact they’re basically the reincarnations of fucking gay ass giotto and his boyfriend cozart- THE POSSIBLITY THERE COULD BE TSUNA & CO. FIGURES
- dumbass naito longchamp
- more varia screen time
- more bel and fran screen time
- LITTLE FRAN WITH HIS STUPID HAT
- byakuran
- tsuna being an actual saint???
- enma and tsuna sticking together like glue
- tsuna trying to befriend enemies like a good shounen protagonist
- more gokudera unnecessarily blowing shit up
- more arcobaleno shenanigans
- hibari kyoya . occupation: actual badass .
- hibari attempting to cheer tsuna up by making him watch hibari beat the shit out of people
- hibari yawning
- enma kozato
- CHROME
- mukuro arguing with squalo about who tf gets fran
- hibari just being beautiful in general
- FUCKING
DINO CAVALLONE
- m o r e bianchi
- adult reborn
- shimon family
- SHITT P
- longchamp
- hibari being a petulant child
- MISCHIEVOUS HIBARI SMILES
- more dino harassing hibari and hibari becoming pissed
- enma and tsuna smiling
- enma bonding with nuts
- tsuna telling enma “you’re my pride”
- enma
ALSO, TO ANGSTLY EXTEND:
- accurately portraying psychotic and socoipathic tendencies in characters like bel and mukuro
- depression and anxiety in yamamoto, tsuna and enma
- the scene where enma, beaten and bloody says “i’m always thinking about running away, too.”
how bad the bullying actually was towards tsuna and enma, not the watered down, light hearted shit they tried to make it into
- bel not just being “that psycho character”
- mukuro not being “that creepy pervert”
bel and mammon’s relationship
- bel’s harassment not just as comic relief but as the real truth of him being bitter that mammon isn’t there
- the suicide attempt scene from the manga instead of that bullshit we got in the anime
(hopefully) better handling of yamamoto’s personality and depression
- yamamoto not just being the comic relief character, or the “stupid” one
- lambo not just being the stupid comic relief kid whos bratty and spoiled
- fuckin hayato gokudera not being the “violent tsundere”
- how the treatment from lambo’s family made him as fearful and ready to hysterics as he is
- nana not just being the ditzy housewife and being given more screentime
- nana being just a bad, or worse than the bullies even if its not intentional because she doesn’t hide the fact she thinks her son is as much of a no good loser his classmates do
- not just turning tsuna’s clumsiness, inablity to get good grades and/or naivity into satire
- tsuna’s insecurity
- (hopefully) better portrayal of lussuria and his fear of xanxus, who incidentally, tried to kill him though he was a loyal subordinate
- fran not actually viewing himself as a part of the varia, because of how he’s treated, not because he’s selfish and anti-social
- how the treatment from lambo’s family made him as fearful and ready to hysterics as he is
- (hopefully) showing just how painfully cruel mukuro is, but still making him into a multidimensional character that can be kind as well (towards ken, chikusa and chrome, though he denies it as making them into pawns)
- vindice’s abuse towards mukuro and the ptsd he has from it
- showing that even the kindest, well intentioned characters can be the most inhuman
- just having a better mixture of humor and harshness without demeaning and/or taking away the growth character’s have and develop
How about a Sky High version of KRH? Tsuna is the son of one of the best superheroes ever, but he gets designated as sidekick for whatever reason
Lol I thought you said a sky high version of bnha and I was like bro, that’s basically what it is already XDD Sorry, you’d think an author would be better at this whole reading thing. Anyways, yes this is an awesome idea!!!!
Tsuna’s father is a hero known as the Young Lion and everyone expects Tsuna to be just as powerful as his dad, which is why they’re so disappointed when he turns out to be a weak little sidekick because he can’t control his powers, and can’t even use them without taking 2 dying will pills first.
As time goes on though, for some reason he keeps attracting all these powerful people and he even manages to become the sworn rival of Kozato Enma.
Then at one point, one of his teachers (Reborn) notices that there’s actually a seal on Tsuna’s powers. And oops, wouldn’t you know it, Iemitsu remembers just then that he had asked his boss years ago to put a seal on his young son’s powers because he was too powerful and Iemitsu didn’t want Tsuna accidentally hurting himself.
And then when the seal is taken off it turns out that Tsuna is actually more powerful than most of his teachers even.
A few recurring themes in KHR that I thought were kinda interesting:
- Naming systems (Sawadas = Tokugawa shoguns, CEDEF = spices, ninth gen = sweets)
- Face multiples (Lambo/Romeo/Lampo, Hibari/Fon/Alaude, Ricardo/Xanxus, Cervello, first gen/tenth gen Vongola, Byakuran/Ghost)
- Tenth boss of a family (Enma = Simon Decimo, Tsuna = Vongola Decimo, Dino = Chiavarone Decimo, Uni = Giglio Nero Decimo)
- Two characters sharing the position of one guardian (Lal/Colonello, Mukuro/Chrome, Fran/Mammon)
- Villains turned allies (Mukuro, Xanxus, Byakuran, Simon, arguably Daemon Spade, arguably Bermuda)
I really love your One Piece x KHR crossover. Do you have any headcanons for Law & the Straw Hats flame types?
All the D’s are Skies, although Ace and possibly Law are Wrath Skies. For the Strawhats Flame Types, Zoro is a Lightning, Nami, Usopp, and Brook are Mists, Sanji is a Storm, Robin is a Cloud, Vivi and Franky are Rains, Chopper and Jimbei are Suns. I also have it in my head that Sabo is a hidden Sky pretending to be a Cloud, Koala is a Storm, and Hack is a Rain. All of Ace’s crew from the Spades are bonded to him as his Elements, although I haven’t pegged everyone yet. I do know that Deuce is going to be a Mist, Skull is a Lightning, Cornelia is a Storm, and Sabre is going to be a Sun.
For the One Piece x KHR crossover, maybe the box animals are Kotatsu (lynx, Ace/Hide’s), Sunny and Merry (goat and lion, Yoshi/Luffy’s), dragon (Sabo/Iesada), (Laboon (whale, Brook), tiger (Zoro), crane (Robin), cat (Nami), swan (Sanji), Arabian Oryx (Vivi) etc.
Oh! These are really close, actually! Although I was thinking of giving Robin a sea turtle, and Vivi gets a flock of ducks. As for Merry, she was going to be Usopp’s box animal. Franky’s is going to be a Seahorse, and of course Jimbei gets a whale shark.
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