Sometimes john will pick up things that remind him of karkat and send them to him before he gets home, but theyre never right or just plain silly
and karkat wants to cry because its cute
John made Karkat a card
and karkat’s first response was to call him because:
“JOHN I DONT KNOW IF YOU LOST YOUR GLASSES BUT THESE ARE LOBSTERS NOT CRABS, THERE IS NOTHING VERY ‘CRABTIVATING’ ABOUT THEM”
“ But, you are my long crab
and the longest crab I know is a lobster
plus it was cute :)”
“WELL ITS GOING ON DISPLAY FOR EVERYONE TO RIDICULE AND I JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD WARN YOU OF YOUR POO BRAINED MISTAKE”
“Yeah, but I’m sure it made you smile, so I’ll take it.”
and Karkat just sighs because John is right
he loves the lobsters and how John scrawled “ You are so very crabtivating ♥” with the shittiest drawn crab in the corner
with a little message saying
“sorry I cant draw, but I love you very much so I tried!”
Tag: Johnkat
I’m a slut for the trope where person A is really damaged but is getting better with help from person B who is literally a ray of sunshine and then, PLOT TWIST person B is secretly also damaged and hiding it for person A and or waiting for person A to realise that they are better than B and leave.
AU WHERE SPACE EXPLORER JOHN EGBERT IS STRANDED ON AN UNDISCOVERED PLANET COUGHCOUGHALTERNIA WHERE HE MEETS KARKAT AND KARKAT DRAGS HIM TO TEREZI’S TREE AND THE TWELVE TROLLS HIDE HIM AND TRY TO TALK TO HIM AND THEN ADULTS COME TO RESCUE JOHN AND THEY PUT THE DRONES ON RED ALERT AND THEY ATTACK TEREZI’S TREE AND KARKAT IS THE ONLY ONE IN THERE AT THE TIME OF THE ATTACK AND JOHN SAVES HIM
Come on karkat, he made it with loooove~
ahem story behind this: me and my sister are doing this thing like.. we go to a random word generator and set it to adjective and the first word that comes up we draw something to it. In this case it was “freezing” xD Can you not tell that i also wish it was winter time?
Practicing random styles, blah blah, sorry for long captions. ENJOY
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