Imagine Jade is dared to check Karkat’s browser history in a drunk truth-or-dare with the rest of the beta kids. To her surprise, she finds aggressively kind searches such as: “HOW TO TELL SOMEONE THEYRE A PIECE OF SHIT BUT IN A FUN WAY?” “HUMAN-TROLL RELATIONS LAW?” “ARE TROLL GENETIC DISORDERS PASSABLE THROUGH HUMAN OFFSPRING?” “HOW TO TELL YOURE BEING TOO OVERBEARING?” “SHOULD I BUY HER FLOWERS? GODDAMN I JUST NEED SOME ANSWERS” “is the shift key frightening to humans?”