What about human!WV?

banishedquasiroyal:

greentext format bc thats the best anyway

>be a community college student

>studying agriculture in order to bring back new skills to the family farm

>knows political shit is going down but wants to really focus on bringing together the community at the farmers market every weekend 

>very proud of heirloom lettuce varieties

>accidentally get caught in a protest against the corrupt local government

>somehow become figurehead in fight against local government

>except now its the national government 

>just wanna go back home and check on the lettuce, bro

>accidentally get sent out into a combat zone (long story)

>watch platoon die and become the sole survivor

>ptsd? ptsd

>get stranded in the middle of the desert for twenty years

>start making a life for yourself as a farmer

>get married have a few kids

>start to get back into some normalcy

>best friend from high school shows up and is like ‘wv???? what the fuck?????’

>turns out everyone in the usa thinks youre dead

>you are not dead

>take your family to the usa and go back to your family farm

>try to process everything and then somehow become the mayor of your hometown

>finally get your associates degree in agriculture, 30 years later

Humanstuck PM headcanon

-isn’t actually a postmistress. she’s the MAILMAN

-is enthusiastic about delivering mail even when it’s freezing or boiling outside. like, really enthusiastic. you know spongebob’s work ethic? that’s PM.

-lives with her BFF, aka WV, after he got out of that doozy of a situation

-also is like, in charge of the youth group at the community center. basically she rallies The Youth and helps them not do dumb shit 24/7

mtjester:

The Syndicate: Details

While each member of the Syndicate (except for Tavros) is a balanced mercenary with multiple skill sets, each has strengths and preferences. Meenah is second-in-command to the Doctor, the kingpin of the mafia, and she manages the Syndicate…with a little extra help, unknown to everyone but the Doctor. Eridan is pretty straightforward, and Cronus can be a bit of a loose cannon, especially on a motorbike or when there’s a chance to show off. Damara prefers to operate unseen, through stealth, surprise, or sabotage, and she tends to avoid firefights except in extremely close quarter combat. Tavros’s “human resources” is mainly an extension of his friendly nature, which has helped him become a favorite among the low level grunts. His espionage skills are mostly due to: 1) Vriska’s luck magic; 2) his disposition, which is so unsuited for his line of work that others can’t believe he’s actually anyone important; and 3) his roleplaying experience. Unfortunately, espionage work also stresses him out a lot. He’s working on it, along with all the other mercenary skills he doesn’t have.

Some quick facts:

1) Petty spats and fast flings are common among all the members of the Syndicate, which is typical in any group with one (and especially more than one) demons involved. Meenah doesn’t let any of it affect work, and when things get bad, they all go to “the Pit,” a boxing ring in one of the Doctor’s warehouses, to fight it out. For this reason, Tavros tends to surrender too quickly when he gets caught up in these problems.

2) Vriska avoids the Syndicate and rarely visits Tavros when he’s “working.” Tavros doesn’t know why. Neither does Meenah. Neither are aware of the others’ secret. The arrangement is quiet, polite, and efficient.

3) The Syndicate frequently switches between periods of heavy activity and low activity. On their downtime, they play a lot of tabletop and video games, spend a lot of time honing their combat or practical skills, and make a lot of bad decisions that are very probably connected to demon influence. 

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Human gamzee?

banishedquasiroyal:

ultra privileged kid who never has parents home and lots of credit cards. gets caught up in a plot for some kind of mass murder spree/school shooting/etc and is subsequently arrested. could’ve easily gotten out of a prison sentencing but then admits to even more organized crime and also assaults an ex gf to the point where she needs serious hospitalization. probably turns to religion in prison and says shit like “well i found jesus so like, i’m free of sin”. all and all a piece of shit