• She built her own jadebot • She’s just as fashion-minded as Kanaya • She’s a fan of Iron Man • She hates seeming weak and slaps Jadesprite around for giving up • She’s only “ditzy” when she’s asleep and chatting to someone through her robot • She totally idolizes wolves, she’s that girl who loves wolves too much and dreams of being one • She has built her own machine that cooks a steak in one second flat • She has a tv and reads books so she has a vague notion about what society considers normal and what it considers not normal • She ships Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff • She puts up with so much shit and has the patience of a saint but will totally get shit done when she needs to
basically Moist Von Lipwig and Mr Groat are looking at this intense post-sorting machine that doesn’t get used anymore because it is dangerously quantum – the full quote is:
“And that was the end of it, sir,” said Mr Groat, as they left the room. “Actually, I heard where the wizards were saying that the universe was destroyed all in one go but instantly came back all in one go. They said you could tell by lookin’, sir. So that was okay and it let old Rumbelow off’f the hook, on account it’s hard to discipline a man under Post Office Regulations for destroying the universe all in one go…” (etc etc)
can we take a moment to remember, that while all these tiny beautiful assholes were being happy and joyful in the meteor, jade had to spend most of those three years alone and in mourning after she lost her brother and birdfriend in a tragic but heroic act of sacrifice.
like, remember this poor child
she was alone and in pain for three years while all the others got all their issues fixed
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