local 20 somethings top own birthday cake with barbasol in successful
attempt at pranking friends. “what the fuck” said witness and
victim, dave strider.
(this got majorly backburner’d due to finals ja;df)
What if all the assassination attempts Feferi had to deal with weren’t from the Condesce at all, but from on-planet highblood youth following a passed-down tradition: when there’s an Heiress, do whatever you can to kill her or at least keep her in the ocean, so we don’t get another fucking Trizza.
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