rose didnt know what any of the spices were and she dumped a bunch in the pot to ‘help’ and it somehow made the oven catch fire,,,,and now rose isnt allowed in anyones kitchen again,
Listen. I’m not saying having a parent who is reasonably firm with his expectations and discipline, isn’t alcoholic, doesn’t hit his kids with swords, does not own a puppet that houses the soul of a literal demon, is alive, and genuinely loves his kids with his whole heart is the Best Fucking Option but I am absolutely saying that Dad Egbert is the Best Fucking Option like he is the only functioning adult out of all of them someone please give this man a million dollars and also all four of these children.
Yeah, even what little we do get to see of G. Harley, including the stuff in Hiveswap, is that he’s just absent. He isn’t around to provide the correct level of surveillance, and while I’m sure that he loves his kids that doesn’t mean he’s their caretaker because he isn’t there to take care of them. No reasonable parent, even a REALLY permissive one, would allow their toddler to play with loaded pistols. Much as I love Jake, when he grew up without the other alpha kids, he became a very neglectful guardian.Â
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