banishedquasiroyal:

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>be a community college student

>studying agriculture in order to bring back new skills to the family farm

>knows political shit is going down but wants to really focus on bringing together the community at the farmers market every weekend 

>very proud of heirloom lettuce varieties

>accidentally get caught in a protest against the corrupt local government

>somehow become figurehead in fight against local government

>except now its the national government 

>just wanna go back home and check on the lettuce, bro

>accidentally get sent out into a combat zone (long story)

>watch platoon die and become the sole survivor

>ptsd? ptsd

>get stranded in the middle of the desert for twenty years

>start making a life for yourself as a farmer

>get married have a few kids

>start to get back into some normalcy

>best friend from high school shows up and is like ‘wv???? what the fuck?????’

>turns out everyone in the usa thinks youre dead

>you are not dead

>take your family to the usa and go back to your family farm

>try to process everything and then somehow become the mayor of your hometown

>finally get your associates degree in agriculture, 30 years later

-isn’t actually a postmistress. she’s the MAILMAN

-is enthusiastic about delivering mail even when it’s freezing or boiling outside. like, really enthusiastic. you know spongebob’s work ethic? that’s PM.

-lives with her BFF, aka WV, after he got out of that doozy of a situation

-also is like, in charge of the youth group at the community center. basically she rallies The Youth and helps them not do dumb shit 24/7