Preface: Talking about race and albinism in completely neutral ways. No, albanism is not a race, watch me use it in my palette of imagination anyway. Look at all the pretty colors people come in.
tfw you used to be the tall friend in your group and then two of them go off to summer camp or some shit and the next time you see them theyve both hit their growth spurts and end up being taller than you
Basing these off of a general Homestuck AU where Alternia comes up against the humans and finds them their equals. The Alpha and Beta kids are a family group with their guardians, who serve as important political, scientific, or military figureheads in the war.
Now that the war is ending an alliance is proposed, and to make it as annoying as possible (or maybe out of a very limited grasp of current human cultural norms) the trolls propose a marriage to seal the deal. Due to the non-gendered breeding (somebody correct my wording) any combination of kids is possible. The following is an analysis of the twelve troll kids’ viability as marriage material, and what the motivation is behind their being offered.
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