ablubluh:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

lizawithazed:

logicloup:

classpectanon:

bramblepatch:

birdfriender:

my homestuck troll typing quirk would be that i type ev*ry wo//rd l*ke i d.nt w/a/n/t it to sh*w up in tum.blr sea//rch res/ults

One of my pet theories is actually that typing quirks already serve as a protective measure against surveillance/wiretapping. You’re less likely to get culled for sedition if the webcrawlers can’t pick suspicious keywords out of your text.

head canon accepted

Does This Mean Kanaya Has No Fucks To Give And Is Tacitly Daring The Powers That Be To Just Try And Cull Her?

Well it would be in character

meanwhile Karkat “Master of Secrecy” karkat just types in allcaps because he legitimately doesn’t realize how easy that is to parse

karkat karkat

for the canon asks: nepeta ?

smuganimebitch-deactivated20170:

Canon: nepeta killed enormous wild animals with her claws before the game even started. nepeta is deadly

Headcanon: the point of her moirailligence with equius wasn’t to keep his violent tendencies under control, but to keep hers. nepeta is a bloodthirsty killing machine and equius even though he’s a weirdo, is at least a sobering influence there.

Heartcanon: one day nepeta, meulin, and dirk all got together and bonded over shipping. all the heart players in one place, sharing fics and fanart. it was beautiful

Soulcanon: after being fefeta together. the ghosts of nepeta and feferi never wanted to leave each other alone again. they got along so long as the same person. they’re dating

theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

gattakiriba:

theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

do u think any of the kids (especially jane) were ever sleeping in the new universe and then their eyes just shoot open like “…we fought and killed popular webcomic characters the midnight crew”

side question: do u think any of the humans recognized hussie in the dreambubbles as the author of Problem Sleuth and the Midnight Crew? obviously they didnt really know what his deal was or why he was there but do u think any  recognized him and just went “…anyway” because thats just kinda what you do after the 15th bizarre twist paradox space has thrown at you

AKSFLNSADJKNVLNBVJRTWKLB NEVER IN MY ENTIRE TIME ON THIS GODFORSAKEN
WEBSITE HAS ANYONE EVER ILLUSTRATED ONE OF MY STUPID POSTS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH HOLY CRAP