striderriere:

• She has a passion for obscure literature and the bestially strange and fictitious 
• She’s into creative writing, but keeps it a secret
• She dapples in psychoanalysis , and uses it on her friends, especially dave
• She is extremely well read and intelligent 
• She’s messy and keeps her room a mess
• She likes to knit thanks to John
• She sometimes likes playing video games with her friends, only sometimes
• She requested a funeral for her cat, Jaspers
• She thought her mom was ironically into wizards to annoy her since Rose claimed she detested them
• She actually likes wizards and writes wizard fanfiction
• She’s easily distracted from doing more important matters and wastes time
• She thinks her mom hates wizards, but later on she finds out roxy actually likes wizards
• She gave her mom a vacuum for Mother’s Day as an ironic gift and her mom had it bronzed and put on a pedestal 
• She is a silly person, especially when no one is watching 
• She likes to one-up her mother
• She’s quick and stealthy 
• She can be reclusive and sometimes won’t answer messages unless it’s needed
• She used a burning planet as a booklight
• She sometimes talks to herself, a trait she got from spending too much time with Dave
• She wrote a walkthrough for sburb on GameFAQs and a tome with info about the game in general
• She hides her emotions well and appears calm even in difficult situations
• She is a private person
• She’s cynical and has a hard time accepting the sincerity of certain actions
• She stole an Alternian romance novel from Karkat
• She is frightening in combat with her needles
• She was completely devastated when her mother was killed
• She blames herself for not going to go look for her mother, like John did with his dad
• She was nervous about her date with Kanaya so she got drunk and forgot about their date entirely
• She asked Kanaya to teach her about quadrants
• She loves Kanaya, and in the previous timeline she regrets not telling Kanaya this 
• She altered her squiddles shirt to make it look mean
• She successfully alchemizes alcohol on the meteor and develops an unhealthy habit of drinking, but in the new timeline she was able to stop
• She kept the pillow her mother put under her note in the fridge 
• Her drinking problem developed because she wanted to understand her mother more and obvious guilt over her death
• She seems happiest when she’s with Kanaya

attackofthepartycannon:

brotherbot:

THINGS PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT JOHN THAT DONT HAVE TO DO WITH NICOLAS CAGE:

• HE LIKES MAGIC TRICKS
• HE LIKES PARANORMAL STUFF
• HE LIKES “THE ANIMES”
• HE LIKES SHITTY COMPUTER PROGRAMS
• HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN
• HE’S LEFT HANDED
• HE’S DEFINITLY ALERGIC TO PEANUTS 
• HE DOESNT ACTUALLY HATE CAKE
• HE THINKS DAVES RAPPING SUCKS
• HE LIKES TO PLAY THE PIANO
• HE LIKES THE MOVIE LITTLE MONSTERS
• HE HAS AT ONE POINT SEEN FURRY PORN

tHANK YOU

ayanak:

Kanaya can’t purse her lips- she either makes a silly little mouth around her fangs, or has to first slide her bottom lip over her teeth if she really wants to do so.

ueaq:

Homestuck is a lot like sex. You start out alone in your bedroom. It’s confusing at first. An evil clown is orchestrating your demise at the will of a beefed up 11 year old. Everyone is dead at least once.