
he doesnt like the noise they make
[dirk strider voice] i love all my creations… sawtooth, squarewave, lil seb, and even [looks at smudged writing on hand] hell
the worst

“WHY?”
—-
playing around in Mischief
I completely cracked up. You know Dirk would.
Dave’s gotta figure this either means the DVD player no longer exists or it’s going to start eating breakfast with them.

an AU where Jake asks Dirk out but he gets to nervous to say anything so they’re just sitting there awkwardly and both of them have a secret crush on the other
[AGGRESSIVELY KICKS HERSELF OUT OF THE SHIP]
spoiler warning: Turns out the ship wasn’t actually Unsinkable.
ba-dum tss