Human Troll lineup part 1

Here are the first three troll calls, go shoot them some asks!

(races/ethnicities under the cut)

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Humanstuck Hiveswap Trolls

I’m only doing this for the one’s I care about and don’t find #problematic in a way that actually matters.

Wanshi: Wan-Shi Adams: Chinese (Han) / Black (African American: [Western and Central African descent])

Mallek: Malak Adamov: Russian / Chechen

Ardata: Adartza

Kareaga: Basque

Amisia: Amicia Erdős: White (Mostly Hungarian)

Polypa: Polymnia Goshen: Romaniote

Daraya: Dyra Jonsson: Black

Charun: Cheiene Kõrve: Estonian

Xefros: Xefros Tritico: Black / Chinese (Han) / White

Zebede: Zivai Tawanda: Shona (Black Southern African)

Bronya: Bronya Ứng: Vietnamese

Fozzer: Fozan Vellala: Tamil

im not sure if hiveswap trolls are accepted, but can you draw The True wlw and mlm solidarity that is Elwurd and Lanque? maybe a black Elwurd and a filipino Lanque. love what you guys do!!

poc-stuck:

hhhhhhh im not dead i swear school is just being an ass tho

this took me too long to do

– mod michelle

chahutt:

his honorable tyranny’s littlest fan !!

dont tag as kin/id/me/etc or repost/edit/use without permission

onlyhomestuck:

smelbo:

by the way all the troll call trolls are minors @ adult homestucks im watching you

all except possibly Chahut, at least. Because she’s “two weeks away from exile” and only adult trolls are exiled, to live in the colonies. I can’t quite remember, but 18 or 19 human years would be about the time of exile.

Also maybe Marvus and Konyyl, because of their size. But also, Konyyl is a mutant, so that is a factor most likely.

Light skinned mexican jude harley with v curly hair and red glasses please?

poc-stuck:

bless him

– mod owl

straycatwandering:

I haven’t seen anyone else point this out yet so

Marsti’s goggles are a lot like Inuit snow goggles (Explanation above is from here), which are specifically designed to cut down glare while widening field of vision.

Calling it now: Marsti has to work during daylight.

Honestly from what I am reading on your kidswap posts clearly the answer is ‘Dad egbert should adopt everyone and have a million children.’

isroselalondebisexual:

Listen. I’m not saying having a parent who is reasonably firm with his expectations and discipline, isn’t alcoholic, doesn’t hit his kids with swords, does not own a puppet that houses the soul of a literal demon, is alive, and genuinely loves his kids with his whole heart is the Best Fucking Option but I am absolutely saying that Dad Egbert is the Best Fucking Option like he is the only functioning adult out of all of them someone please give this man a million dollars and also all four of these children.

We actually see a bit of Grandpa Harley when he is alive, … he let Jade play with flintlock pistols which lead to her almost killing herself and actually killing him. I feel like he really would love any kid he had just also let them do stupid dangerous things.

isroselalondebisexual:

Yeah, even what little we do get to see of G. Harley, including the stuff in Hiveswap, is that he’s just absent. He isn’t around to provide the correct level of surveillance, and while I’m sure that he loves his kids that doesn’t mean he’s their caretaker because he isn’t there to take care of them. No reasonable parent, even a REALLY permissive one, would allow their toddler to play with loaded pistols. Much as I love Jake, when he grew up without the other alpha kids, he became a very neglectful guardian.

curlicuecal:

curlicuecal:

sometipsygnostalgic:

this is my entry for the hiveswap comics contest! i spent a lot of time colouring the first panel because i wanted to get a picture of the setting down. man, its been forever since i posted a homestuck comic… this was fun

one of the things i think most about in hiveswap is joeys relationship with jude, and how in the game she dismisses him as being fine, but now theyre separated ad she has no way of contacting him again. hes just her little brother, after all.

oh my god joey there are totally AT LEAST TWO corpses in that pile ur in

do not sleep there

this is honestly the most ominous comment you could have added