ablubluh:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

lizawithazed:

logicloup:

classpectanon:

bramblepatch:

birdfriender:

my homestuck troll typing quirk would be that i type ev*ry wo//rd l*ke i d.nt w/a/n/t it to sh*w up in tum.blr sea//rch res/ults

One of my pet theories is actually that typing quirks already serve as a protective measure against surveillance/wiretapping. You’re less likely to get culled for sedition if the webcrawlers can’t pick suspicious keywords out of your text.

head canon accepted

Does This Mean Kanaya Has No Fucks To Give And Is Tacitly Daring The Powers That Be To Just Try And Cull Her?

Well it would be in character

meanwhile Karkat “Master of Secrecy” karkat just types in allcaps because he legitimately doesn’t realize how easy that is to parse

karkat karkat

bisexualpansy:

how many times do you think the slytherins blamed draco and his giant crush on harry for losing quidditch games?
“you know, if you actually kept your eye on the snitch instead of on potter we could have won, malfoy.”
“what do you mean i had my eye on potter? gryffindor wasn’t even playing.”
“… Yeah, that’s what concerns us.”