alrightevans:

i love sirius’s first appearance he’s just like 

• ‘hahahahhahhaha harry what u gonna do, kill me?’
• makes werewolf joke
• plots murder

hammerhertls:

“Hey. Harry.” Ron says, before taking a seat next to his best friend. “We need to talk.”

“About what?” Harry asks, frowning in confusion. Hermione had had a frankly weird talk with him only half an hour before, telling him that she still cared about him and that he wouldn’t be any less important to her after she and Ron got married. Harry had practically sweat bullets the whole time, especially during the hug afterward, and was frankly still recovering. This must be part two.

“Look, just cause Hermione and I are getting married doesn’t mean you’re not gonna be important to us both still.” Ron says, and Harry groans. “She found you first, didn’t she?”

“You guys have been acting like I’m your child or something since you got together. After every big milestone, I get one of these talks.” Harry grumbles. “Harry, Mum and Dad are going to live together from now on, and that means you can’t just come over in the middle of the night anymore, because you might get an eyeful of things you don’t want to see.”

“Well, Harry,” Ron says imperiously, sounding quite a bit like Percy. “Your mother and I are making big decisions, and as your parents, we have to keep you posted. You’re our son, and we love you very much.” 

“I need a drink.” Harry mutters, rubbing his forehead, and Ron slings an arm around Harry’s shoulders.

“Only juice, son.” Ron says, shaking his head. “Alcohol is bad for your health.”