queerjames:

[suspicious snape voice] “you’re saying your friend named remus lupin definitely isn’t a werewolf”

[shocked, disappointed james potter voice] “remus lupin, a werewolf?? is it because he’s named after a guy raised by a wolf? is it because his surname literally means wolf? well. you’re wrong. his middle name is john, there’s no way he could be a werewolf.”

marryth99:

Remus: I’m so hungry I could eat a horse right now.

Sirius: So, in other words, you’re-

Remus: You have the ‘I’m about to say something stupid’ look on your face, so, whatever it is, just don’t-

Sirius: -as hungry as a wolf.

Remus: Alright, that’s it. Get out.

the-gryffindor-beater:

Lily: [holding remus’s hand over her stomach so he can feel baby harry kick] Sorry this is taking so long, he kicked for everyone else.

James: It’s hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.

Sirius: Top ten things James said on his wedding night.

Remus: Whoa! It was small, but I think I felt something!

Peter: Top ten things Lily said on her wedding night.

[Lily laughs]

James: Stop laughing at it, Lily!

Everyone: Top ten things James said on his wedding night!