“Mr. Dursley always sat with his back to the window in his office on the ninth floor. If he hadn’t, he might have found it harder to concentrate on drills that morning.”
Tag: harry potter
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Imagine if Harry just got a little too sick of Snape’s constant jibes about him being spoiled at home and just kinda snapped. “Yes professor, you’re right. I’m excessively pampered. It really is extravagant of the Dursley’s to let me have the ENTIRE cupboard under the stairs all to myself. Next thing you know I’ll be making ridiculous requests like being allowed to eat everyday or have clothes that fit!”
And everyone just freezes and looks at him and he thinks, “…….fuck.”
@my-mind-palace-blog That sounds like an awesome idea for an HP fanfic. Have you or anyone else done this yet? Because if not, then I’ll at least make a drabble of it.
@gentlemanlylech-mod I was thinking of writing it, but I believe many good fics can come out of one prompt, but you’ve gotta tag me because I wanna be the first to read it!
@gentlemanlylech-mod sorry luv, accidentally put it on my secondary blog. Feel free but tag me so I can read it because I love awesome fanfic!
Ace bby Charlie Weasley aka the real mother of dragons
Minerva is what I want to be when I grow up.
boom.
🔥🔥🔥
#potterweekprompts2017, day 2: “must be a weasley”
(jsyk the insect fred is holding is a billywig and its sting causes levitation; in other words, percy is about to learn how to fly without a broom)
So @owldork1998 sent a picture in Discord about dragon-related do shirts and my thoughts are;
Okay but imagine Charlie wearing My Sexuality is Dragons and Screw you evolution for not making me a dragon – at the preserve (which his family never sees bc they worry enough) he (and basically everyone he works with tbh) has I will not accept any lesser death than death by Dragon
(I now hc that all people who work with dragons are morbid af and have a dark, gallows kind of humor because people die? Often?)
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again since no-one has yet given me a valid reason as to why James Potter, lacking a wand, didn’t just transform into Prongs when Voldy turned up and like… fucking spear him. Why didn’t he do that? Like I don’t care how astonishingly powerful a dark wizard he was, no-one could ever be prepared for walking into a house and there’s just… a massive fuck off stag staring you down? How could you possibly react to that?
You couldn’t, giving said stag the opportunity to put an antler through his eye and save the day. Not to mention, can you imagine the Prophet headlines if that was how it’d gone down?
Okay but now I need an au where this happens
how did i only just realise that you need a licence to apparate and have to take a test at the age of seventeen because it’s the wizarding world’s equivalent of learning to drive
There’s a DMV-like area in the bowels of the ministry where people have to go renew their apparating license every seven years and it’s something that everyone dreads.
I’ve seen a handful of AUs where Harry is deaf and I love it but it also makes me laugh because I just imagine Tom Riddle monologuing in the Chamber of Secrets and finally turning to a confused Harry who just signs “I’m deaf” and Tom is just like ??????
Voldemort isn’t present Harry’s 3rd year because his spirit is too busy learning sign language because god forbid he can’t monologue to Harry Potter come 4th year when he finally has a body.
#IM LAUGHING #*voldemort elgantly flourishes his hands around as he tells his tales to harry potter only* #and his death eaters are like???? why he gotta do that to his hands #and then when he is done talking and signing for harry #the boy just #i can read lips now (via maskeddork)
LMFAO. HARRY IS LIKE, “I’m sorry can you enunciate better? I was trying to read your lips, not watch your hands.”
Voldemort internally is like, “okay yeah he’s gotta die.”
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