harry potter – Page 55 – Cheloneuniverse

cremebunny:

Was this done before? this roll safe meme is everything.

so cute omg

Imagine Teddy Lupin’s teachers looking at the list of upcoming students and being like,

“Oh, Lupin! Remus was a good student, despite what he may have gotten into with his friends, his son should be no real trouble!”

Now imagine eleven-year-old Teddy jumping off of the stool after being Sorted and his hair turning his House colors and everyone simultaneously remembers who his mother was

incorrect-drarry-quotes:

James: [standing outside bathroom] SIRIUS, WE HAVE TO GO! COME OUT!

Sirius: I’M GAY!

James: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU!

incorrect-drarry-quotes:

Harry: *talking about doing what’s humanly decent and honorable*

Draco: lmao, you almost had me there, lmao-

Draco: -wait, you’re serious

greymalfoy:

[in their minds]

Draco: I bet he’s thinking about other guys.

Harry: If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?

jostaart:

I REALLY LIKE WHERE YOUR HEAD IS AT!!! say what you will but ron had at LEAST a minor celeb crush on viktor

sky00asara:

I have no doubt that if Kurama from “Reverse” by @blackkatmagic came across Harry Potter or any other orphan that he’d snatch them right up, so here a picture of that. Again I’m absolutely sorry about the poor (horrible & disgusting) resolution of the picture but please enjoy the fruits of my labor ^_^

blackkatmagic:

Kurama as the ultimate Mother Hen is so dangerous tho, it makes me want to cross over him with ALL the sad kids…… Voldemort summons a demon. Gets Kurama. Gets punched in the face. Kurama sees the TORTURED KID TIED TO A TOMBSTONE AND THE DEAD KID ON THE GROUND. Kurama goes ballistic. Both HP and Kurama go back to Hogwarts and get to know each other. Kurama learns about the VERY disturbing similarities about HP and Naruto. Dumbledore gets punched in the face. Snape gets punched in the face(½

Kurama slaps a seal on Harry because horcrux~pseudo jinchuuriki. With voldie dead plenty of time to destroy the rest of the horcrux. Magic eventually snaps back Kurama to his world. Bonus if Harry Sirius and Remus go with him. (2/2) double bonus for Fudge getting punched in the face. Triple for gaara Harry bonding.

idontreallyknowwhatkindagirliam:

mollymaukderollo:

andthisisabitofboth:

disneyprinceronweasley:

disneyprinceronweasley:

i wonder when harry told ron and hermione that the dursleys used to make him live under the stairs

ron: i’m sorry you have to share my room we don’t have much space

harry: that’s fine i used to sleep under the stairs at the dursleys

ron: you slept where now?

*cut to the whole Weasley family dog piling on Ron to prevent him from somehow storming to Privet Drive to kick some ass*

Bold of you to assume they would stop him instead of join in

Harry Potter and the Time He Had To Stop A Family Of Nine Wizards From Storming Into A Muggle Neighbourhood To Kill His Legal Guardians

woodland-princen:

warmhappycat:

magicalwayswins:

warmhappycat:

hogwartsconsultingtimelady:

I think I’m using this right

He didn’t even get dumped. She didn’t have romantic feelings for him but was trying so hard to be his friend and he was just whiny baby about it.

“he was just a whiny baby about it” can you quote the text and prove your point please ? 🙂 @warmhappycat

Sure thing!

Hope this helps!

I think one of the most mind blowing realizations I had growing up, was that I never actually liked Snape, I just liked Alan Rickman.