FOR THOSE WHO DON’T THINK RON DESERVES HERMIONE

sergeantames:

(or just don’t ship romione in general)

– First year Ron making sure that if a chess piece was going to be taken, in a game of giant chess that could LITERALLY KILL YOU, that it wasn’t Hermione or Harry
– First year Ron sacrificing himself so there is no chance of Hermione or Harry being injured in the game, and so they can go on to defeat Voldemort
– Second year Ron trying to curse Malfoy with a broken wand without a second thought because he insulted Hermione
– Second year Ron following his greatest fear into the forest to find some chance of un-petrifying Hermione
– Third year Ron talking back to the SCARIEST teacher because he insulted Hermione
– Third year Ron feeling upset and hurt that his pet has died, and that one of his best friends is to blame
– Third year Ron, despite the above, agrees to help Hermione in the appeal for Buckbeak so ’[she] won’t have to do all the work on her own this time’
– Third year Ron comforting Hermione when they thought Buckbeak was killed
– Third year Ron standing on a FUCKING BROKEN LEG AND TELLING A KNOWN SERIAL KILLER THAT HE WILL HAVE TO KILL HIM FIRST IF HE WANTS TO KILL HARRY (not to do with romione but sTILL)
– Fourth year Ron inviting Hermione to his house just a little earlier than Harry to spend some time with just Hermione
– Fourth year Ron being a little be scared and a lot angry when Malfoy says Hermione is in more danger at the World Cup because she is muggle-born
– Fourth year Ron being angry at Malfoy for jinxing Hermione’s front teeth and at Snape for ignoring it
– Fourth year Ron being jealous (and a bit of a prat yes) when Hermione turns up to the Yule Ball with Viktor Krum
– Fifth year Ron inviting Hermione over to Grimmauld place, despite knowing Harry can’t come for a while
– Fifth year Ron constantly partnering Hermione in the DA and the two competing over who jinxed who how many times (even if this led to bickering, admit it, they loved bickering)
– Sixth year Ron, once again inviting Hermione before Harry
– Sixth year Ron not caring that he got no Outstandings but instead being proud of and congratulating Hermione for getting almost all Os
– Sixth year Ron surprised and (very) happy when Hermione asks him to Slughorn’s Christmas party, because ‘oh my god my crush likes me back’
– Sixth year Ron being petty and jealous over the fact that Hermione snogged Krum
– Sixth year Ron in turn making Hermione jealous by going out with Lavender (which was petty)
– Sixth year Ron being poisoned and Hermione running to his side because even though he’s been a douche these past months, Hermione knows he’s so much more and that she can’t loose him
– Sixth year Ron pretending to sleep whenever Lavender visits him in the hospital wing, but talking to Hermione whenever she comes
– Sixth year Ron holding Hermione as she cried at Dumbledore’ s funeral
– Seventh year Ron asking Hermione to dance with him before Krum could COS THIS IS WHAT HERMIONE HAD ASKED HIM TO DO THREE YEARS BEFORE
– Seventh year Ron wanting to pretend Hermione is part of his family so she won’t be persecuted for being muggle-born
– Seventh year Ron confiding his fears and doubts in Hermione
– Seventh year Ron running off under the power of the horcrux, but wanting to come back straight away
– Seventh year Ron terrified that Harry also likes Hermione and that Hermione likes Harry
– Seventh year Ron returning after HERMIONE SAYS HIS NAME AND IT TOUCHES HIS HEART
– Seventh year Ron waiting for Hermione to forgive him
– Seventh year Ron bellowing Hermione’s name while he is in the basement and she is being tortured
– Seventh year Ron diving for Hermione’s limp body as the chandelier is about to crash onto her, whereas everyone else jumps away
– Seventh year Ron wanting to go back for the house elves
– RON MAY HAVE A LOT OF FLAWS BUT HE LOVED HERMIONE FOR WHO SHE WAS AND WAS READY TO DIE FOR HER FROM FIRST YEAR! IF YOU THINK THAT HE WAS JUST A PRAT WHO GOT A GIRL HE DIDNT DESERVE YOU ARE WRONG
– Hermione loving Ron despite his flaws and Ron loving her despite her flaws

manycoloureddays:

some hermione x krum x ron things ( for everyone, but mostly for @broromini )

  • viktor is in england, staying with fleur and bill, hanging out with his goddaughter and playing backyard quidditch, just generally having a lowkey good time, and his weasleys decide to have all the other weasleys over for dinner, and it’s been nearly six years since bill and fleur’s wedding, but watching ron and hermione dance together makes him feel exactly the same combination of jealousy and attraction.
  • of course, fleur notices. she’s fleur. 
  • so the night ends with the two of them drinking at her kitchen table, bill having kissed fleur and wished them both a good night hours ago muttering about how he was getting old and couldn’t keep up. viktor is rambling a little about ron’s freckles and hermione’s smile, and the way they both hugged him goodnight, but fleur is patting his head so he doesn’t feel too terrible. and then she says, in her impossibly calm and pragmatic way, “you cannot know what they’d say unless you ask, and three people is not unheard of viktor,” and his brain stops working.
  • meanwhile hermione is twitchy all weekend and hasn’t stopped chewing on her lip. she can’t stop turning the same things over and over in her head. she loves ron, loves him with her whole heart, has loved him half her life, he is one of her best friends and her husband, and she cannot imagine spending any part of the rest of her life without him, if she believed in soulmates he would be hers. but she can’t stop thinking about viktor’s cheek against hers when she hugged him, can’t stop thinking about moving ever so slightly and just kissing him.
  • and ron has noticed her reaction, but he hasn’t quite got around to talking to her about it because he is having distracting thought spirals of his own. he has been comfortable with his bisexuality for years, but for the first time since he was sixteen he is fantasising about someone who isn’t hermione and that is freaking him out. he’s just about to drag harry out for a pint and damn the consequences of sharing a best friend with his wife when the fantasy spirals out to watching krum and hermione kiss, and oh, oh, oh, now there’s a thought.
  • from there it’s just a matter of a conversation with hermione (to make sure they’re on the same page and that it’s a thing they could actually consider), a conversation with harry (to make sure they’re sure), and a dinner invitation extended to krum to make that fantasy a reality.
  • watching hermione lean in to kiss krum, watching krum’s thumb stroke her cheekbone, hearing their breathing catch and shudder is so much better in real life. and so is leaning down to kiss krum himself (he should probably call him viktor, maybe, if he’s going to be kissing the bloke).
  • viktor finds himself in england a lot more frequently after that
  • fleur is unbelievably smug about the whole thing

Harry Potter on Severus Snape

Philosopher’s Stone: Snape is a dick.
Chamber of Secrets: Snape is a dick.
Prisoner of Azkaban: Snape is a dick who bullied Neville to the point of being his worst fear and outed my favourite teacher as a werewolf.
Goblet of Fire: Snape is a dick who made fun of my best friend’s insecurities.
Order of the Phoenix: Snape is a dick who gave up teaching me Occlumency because my dad was an asshole to him at 16 and so my mind got invaded by Voldemort and my godfather died.
Half-Blood Prince: Snape is a dick who killed Dumbledore.
Most of Deathly Hallows: Snape is a dick who cut off my friend’s ear and let my friends and other students be tortured.
Nineteen Years Later: Bravest man I ever knew.

lexxerduglas:

ravenclawalex:

“Hufflepuffs are known to have good friends in Slytherin. Hufflepuffs are some of the few who won’t judge based on negative rumours. This means they’re the most likely to approach Slytherins and help them when in need. This makes amazingly loyal friends between the houses. Mess with a Hufflepuff, and you’ll likely find a Slytherin getting revenge for the more forgiving house.”

HELL YEAH FUCKING RIGHT

it’s true doe

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tobermoriansass:

Okay but I don’t think you all understand why I keep going on about Ernie Macmillan and Clan Macmillan so here we go.

Clan Macmillan.

What’s their motto?

I learn to succour the unfortunate

Look me in the eye and tell me that is not the most fucking Hufflepuff motto you could have.

Their coat of arms is in black and yellow.

Other things worth noting include the fact that they sheltered Robert the Bruce. Yeah the same guy who fought for Scottish Independence.

The clan’s been around since the middle ages, so there is no bloody reason why there couldn’t have been a wizarding wing of the clan that got separated during the Statute of Secrecy.

Ernie Macmillan. Pompous fucker because his family’s been around since god knows when and he’s got fucking history to live up to but also a kind and fair motherfucker who fights on the side of Harry Potter against an establishment that he has no bloody reason to fight ‘cos he’s a pureblood but that is what Clan Macmillan stands for: 

I LEARN TO SUCCOUR THE UNFORTUNATE