Tag: harry potter

festeringfae:

Cho Chang is like fifteen when a boy tries to change the subject and she replies “But I need to talk about it,” which 1) HERO, LIFE GOALS, and 2) she then adds “Surely you need to talk about it too” like she’s worried about this dude’s mental health while also pleading for a kindred spirit. Protect this child.

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

in books 1-5 literally harry ron and hermione were constantly like ‘it is either malfoy or snape’ every time anything bad happened and they finally gave it up by book six because they were wrong every time but by book six it actually was both malfoy AND snape who were responsible for the Antics 

remember kids, just because you’ve dismissed your middle school bullies as not worth your time doesn’t mean you should drop your guard and allow them to dabble in some emotionally traumatizing Wizard Fascism behind your back 

kryptoniansunshine:

hermionehoe:

theauthoressdefiant:

did everyone just forget about when bill was attacked by greyback and he had a ton of scars and mrs weasley was like “oh better call off the wedding” and fleur was like “why the fuck would we do that” and mrs weasley basically said that fleur only liked bill bc of his looks and fleur totally told her and was like “i love him no matter what he looks like” and she turned out to be really cool
I feel like fleur is underrated

what she said exactly was “i’m beautiful enough for both of us” and honestly when has anything been more iconic

She also said something along the lines of “he just likes his meat more rare which is good bc the Brits cook their meat to much”, which means she did a jab at Mrs. Wesley, the entire British wizarding community and complimented herself in one go, bless.