my-flourish-and-blotts:

sirius: let’s see where i’m at

sirius: i’m disguised as a dog

sirius: i live in a cave

sirius: my only friend is a cat

sirius: and my life goal is to break into a school and murder some kid’s rat

sirius: …all in all, not how i thought my thirties would go

newtmas-world:

Snape: [taps quill]

McGonagall: [taps quill in response]

Umbridge: Stop that.

Snape: Stop what?

Umbridge: You’re talking about me in morse code.

McGonagall: Yes, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

[later]

McGonagall, to Flitwick: That’s… exactly what we did.

toodrunktofindaurl:

internetserviceprovider:

booknerding:

I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

Hermione: *plays the trombone*

Crookshanks: *slams the oven door*

I hate this website for being such a weird inspirational source

lightningpotters:

shoutout to george, fred, and especially ron weasley for realizing that harry was stuck in abusive and unhealthy household and, in spite of the massive trouble they knew they could get in, taking immediate steps to personally see him removed from that environment, something no adult in harry’s life did.

lumos5001:

jammespotter:

remember in the 7th book when the weasleys charmed the ghoul in their attic to have red hair and told the ministry it was Ron.
and the ministry fucking believed it jfc

this is also the ministry that convicted a man of murdering 13 people when they didn’t even check the man’s wand to see if he had in fact cast the curse 

marauders-hp:

catstiel:

set in the 90s but there were 0 (zero) chokers or butterfly clips explain to me This

“Parvati scowled and removed a large ornamental butterfly from the end of her plait” (pg. 247, The Goblet of Fire)

alrightevans:

Do u know whats hilarious but also a Dick Move?? In Philosophers Stone when Vernon is laughing Harry because he says he needs to go to ‘Platform 9 3/4′ and Petunia is just laughing along with him like hahahhaha yeah what an idiot as if that exists as if she hasn’t literally been to Platform 9 ¾ before with Lily