Tag: harry potter

blame-my-muses:

jumpingjacktrash:

in all the drarry fics, when harry tells hermione and ron, they’re always such dicks about it, and he’s always submissive to it and trying to convince them to give malfoy a chance pretty please.

this is harry, guys. harry the Boy of Salt. i don’t think it would be the least bit out of character for him to be like, “can you guys not be horrible about this? have a little faith in me, for crying out loud.”

and actually, he’d probably be a lot more sarcastic than that. harry potter is made of 30% snark by volume.

thiISSSSS all of fUCkING THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS i have so many angries in me about the shoddy characterization of one harry potter by drarry writers like omG DID NONE OF YOU REaD ThE bOOKS???

dragon-in-a-fez:

darklordtomarry:

ronaldswheezy:

sp00kylexa:

harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. – Bruce Lee

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”