welcometotheravenclawcommonroom:

Alright, listen up you little fuckers

I *HATE* the whole “but Dumbledore sacrificed himself for the war too!!!” Bullshit as an excuse for why it was supposedly *okay* to send harry off like a pig to the slaughter like no fuck you because first of all- Harry was 17. Dumbledore was well into his hundreds- uhhhh, there’s a fucking difference! Also, Dumbledore didn’t *sacrifice* himself- he was already dying because he did some stupid shit by touching a goddamn horcrux and it was slowly killing him anyway and he just *happened* to work that death into his plans and it just so *happened* to make him look more like a hero (note the sarcasm- that was deliberate). Like, the whole reason Voldemort GAVE the task to draco was that it was supposed to be impossible and he wanted to punish the Malfoys so yeah. Anyway, in conclusion Dumbledore’s dying was a coincidence 15 years *after* he’d already decided that Harry, then a ONE YEAR OLD BOY, must die for the greater good and if you think that was an okay thing for him to do then fuck you.

vanessamakesthings:

sasmilledge:

a harry potter print done to sell at conventions this year

Ohmigosh I love this so much! 💕

skarhead:

survivor stories

grantaere:

　　　　　　　　character moodboards: james potter

　　　　　　　　 “ he loved her, of course, but better than that, he

　

　

　

　

　

　

　 chose her, day after day.

　

choice: that was the thing. ”

jammespotter:

I like how everyone sort of assumed that Harry was rich because his parents were aurors and The Potters were just old money.
When in reality he’s rich bc he is the heir of a hairgel fortune

booksbandspizza:

imperiomalfoy:

toodrunktofindaurl:

boyleohboyle:

okay but if Tom Riddle used the Chamber of Secrets doesn’t that mean that he would have to take that slide down?
did he scream? did he go “weeee”? or did he just lie there emotionless as he slid down the pipes?

IT GOT BETTER

I CAN‘T STOP LAUGHING

inksplattersandearlyhours:

Look my real problem with the Harry Potter Epilogue is that it didn’t tell us anything. All it told us was which ship was canon and then expected us to care about various shittily named sprogs. We learnt nothing about what was happening in the wizarding world! A wizarding world that was so corrupt and destructive it had produced two dark lords within a century. I don’t give a shit that Teddy was kissing whoever. What happened to the ministry? What happened to the remaining Death Eaters? Are goblins and werewolves still second class citizens? Do the Golden Trio have PTSD? Do they have jobs? What the fuck did the foreign Wizarding world think of Britain imploding twice? “good news the French finally took the forcefield down but we’re on probation so behave”. Was a system set up for baby wizards and witches who didn’t have appropriate homes to go back to? (hello something Harry would be interested in!) Was Dumbledore literally the only gay wizard?

You know if I was cynical enough I would suggest that Rowling deliberately didn’t put stuff in so that “Pottermore” would be popular.

but here’s an ending for you: all that bullshit about Albus Snivellus, and then, after “All was well.

Until the muggles found us.”

bOOM. end of novel. a thousand fans screaming, instead of, you know, laughing.

love ur gryffindor au, the idea of all these Important Things happening to the golden trio while the KHR cast r just kind of There. tsuna in the bg staying firmly out of people’s way but still getting followed around by these two Sports Guys. help him.

micronecro:

it is an entirely hufflepuff au. the au is all about hibari. tsuna is literally in the background

(also in the bg: kyoko is a squib, hermoine talks to her about squibs not having much in the way of Wizarding Rights, hermoine immediately decides that is her new Cause)

(haru is a gryffindor who’s robe is absolutely unrecognizable under all the additions)

(one day gokudera hayato explodes into the broom cupboard where tsuna hides to practice wandwork and yells “I’M YOUR POTIONS TUTOR NOW” because he is so disgustingly offended at how bad tsuna is at potions. they start a study group with neville)

(fran is beauxbatons. he makes a general nuisance of himself in fourth year)

(likewise with byakuran from durmstrang)

(kokuyou group are all werewolves except MM, who is, of course, chilling with them for the money. mukuro is a budding Dark Wizard who hates the ministry, though he’s mostly busy avoiding those pesky death eaters.)

(mukuro is also a parselmouth. he has broken into hogwarts 17 times but never does anything while he’s in there. chikusa is starting to worry he’s doing it because he wants to go to school)

(dino is quidditch captain. wants hibari to be seeker. hibari wants to be beater and refuses to take any other role. they are at an impasse)

(hibari continuously attempts to kidnap harry potter the moment he learns that harry has a ~destiny~, there is perpetually a portkey in harry’s bedroom. harry trying to find them is a new exciting summer game. how the shit is he getting them in here)

(kusakabe is the one actually executing the kidnapping attempts. not necessarily on hibari’s orders. he just wants hibari to have a good reliable friend to play with)

(naturally, he also tries to kidnap hermoine “teach me the battle magics” granger and lily moon, AKA that one random slytherin girl who screamed and hit hibari with a book when he threatened to duel the entire classroom in history class and then started crying and ran to miss pomfrey bawling her eyes out because she didn’t MEAN to.)

(The list of people Kusakabe is entirely willing to force to visit their house only escalates from there.)

(In year 4 tsuna pulls the sword from the hat and from that point on never knew peace)